[pre hook] Two bald men Walked into a bar. They saw a unicorn From afar. One guessed they had a shot. Nay….. a kraken has her heart. Two bald men…. They don’t have a chance… Thats my lady! A kraken’s unicorn. To each other- We’re sworn! [verse one] Our life’s were formed In different ways. Yet, same same Some may say. Both free spirits Town deep in thoughts. Once loved and broken, Feeling hopeless and lost. A day came when we were joined by fate. A strong connection that feels great. She makes me feel safe, loved- not torn… She’s my unicorn. We now stand united as one. Support and compassion is our stand. No one enters between us two. Mythical creatures, a union shared by few. [hook] Two bald men Walked into a bar. They saw a unicorn From afar. One guessed they had a shot. Nay….. a kraken has her heart. Two bald men…. They don’t have a chance… Thats my lady! A kraken’s unicorn. To each other- We’re sworn! So Take your “NO”, Just settle in… Raise ya mugs, And drink with us friend. [verse two] Two bald men, Each with their own mission. Try her if you will, That’s your decision. She’s strong and stubborn, Smart and cunning. A sailor’s mouth, and angel’s heart, One harsh word, she’ll have you running. My Unicorn can handle her own. She’s sweet when needed, Yet, Not scared to sin. She cut down sailors and woodsmen alike, I think she can handle two bald men. [hook] Two bald men Walked into a bar. They saw a unicorn From afar. One guessed they had a shot. Nay….. a kraken has her heart. Two bald men…. They don’t have a chance… Thats my lady! A kraken’s unicorn. To each other- We’re sworn! So Take your “NO”, Just settle in… Raise ya mugs, And drink with us friend. [outro] Let’s laugh and love, Bust each other’s balls. Raise ya glasses, Enjoy…. One and all! [post hook] Two bald men Walked into a bar. They saw a unicorn From afar. One guessed they had a shot. Nay….. a kraken has her heart. Thats my lady! A kraken’s unicorn. To each other- We’re sworn! Two bald men…. Now we’re all friends!
