[Introduction Instrumental] [Verse 1] Of such puzzling words as nauseous Rhyming well with cautious, tortious You'll envelop lists, I hope, In a linen envelope Would you like some more? You'll have it! Affidavit, David, davit. To abjure, to perjure. Sheik Does not sound like Czech but ache [Chorus] Hiccough has the sound of sup... My advice is: GIVE IT UP! [Verse 2] Stranger does not rhyme with anger, Neither does devour with clangour. Pilot, pivot, gaunt, but aunt, Font, front, wont, want, grand and grant. Arsenic, specific, scenic, Relic, rhetoric, hygienic. Gooseberry, goose, and close, but close, Paradise, rise, rose, and dose [Chorus] Hiccough has the sound of sup... My advice is: GIVE IT UP! [Bridge] Na, na, nanana, na, na, Na, na, nanana, na, na, Na, na, nanana, na, na, [Verse 3] Faugh, oppugnant, keen oppugners, Bowing, bowing, banjo-tuners Holm you know, but noes, canoes Puisne, truism, use, to use? Though the difference seems little, We say actual, but victual Seat, sweat, chaste, caste, Leigh, eight, height Put, nut, granite, and unite. [instrumental loss] [Chorus] Hiccough has the sound of sup... My advice is: GIVE IT UP! [an unexpected ending]
