[Intro] [Verse 1] My name is Leo and I live in Leeds, I love the frost and random facts nobody needs. Skiing’s my thing, and I hit snowmen with glee, I’m a Capricorn by stars, but a dragon by Chinese decree. [Pre-Chorus] I raised a sugar glider, tiny and shy, She barely leaves prints, just glides through the sky. I’d kill for a burger, but Spain won’t send paella, My diet’s wild, like a travelling novella. [Chorus] I could sum up my life in a neat little scroll, But truth be told, it’s a bottomless hole. I roll my cash in my socks, just in case, Tried to cook once, ended up in a first-aid race. [Bridge] I ponder verbs, my nerves get berserk, I smile when I’m serious—life is a quirk. I avoid cemeteries like bad weather, And write sarcastic rhymes in stormy leather. [Verse 2] My last name’s French but I never read Voltaire, I flunked geography, but I had good hair. Tried to fight once at the mall, but changed the plan, I ran so fast, I dropped my flan. [Pre-Chorus 2] I like the color blue and blues in my ears, I lick yogurt lids and conquer my fears. Forget Acapulco—I’d rather freeze in Oslo, Hate dressing the same—I need some bravado. [Chorus 2] I could narrate my entire life in rhymes, But censors would beep out half the lines. I like Don Perignon, if drinks must compete, Though my fridge holds juice and expired meat. [Outro] Some say I’m loud, too candid, too fast, That I ramble about every moment that passed. I talk in traffic, in queues, on stairs, Even if no one listens—at least I’m self-aware.
