[intro] Something in the fridge Something isn't right Something getting stronger Every single night (What is that?) [verse 1] Opened up the door again Got that smell again Threw away the leftovers Still that smell again Checked the milk Checked the meat Something rotten, something sweet Every time I opened up It punched me in the face [pre-chorus] She said, "Maybe it's the cheese?" I said, "No, no, no..." That cheese has been acquitted But the smell just grows and grows [chorus] Toxic chicken Ooh la la Toxic chicken Tra la la Something wicked in the fridge Getting stronger every day Toxic chicken Ooh la la Toxic chicken Stay away [verse 2] Now it's getting serious Something must have died Maybe there's a little mouse Decomposing on the side Pulled the whole damn fridge away Looked behind, looked underneath Nothing dead Nothing there Still that bastard smell [pre-chorus] Couldn't be the chicken We just bought that bird Checking something bought last week Would simply be absurd [chorus] Toxic chicken Ooh la la Toxic chicken Tra la la Something wicked in the fridge Getting stronger every day Toxic chicken Ooh la la Toxic chicken Stay away [bridge] Supper time "Get the chicken." There it sat Inside the bag One little pull One little look One little opening... Oh. Oh no. [chorus] TOXIC CHICKEN Ooh la la TOXIC CHICKEN Tra la la There you were the whole damn time Getting worse from day to day Toxic chicken Mystery solved Toxic chicken Case resolved All that searching All that sniffing Should've checked The toxic chicken [post-chorus] (It wasn't the cheese) Toxic chicken (It wasn't a mouse) Toxic chicken (It wasn't the fridge) Toxic chicken It was you It was you It was you-ou-ou [outro] Something in the fridge... Not anymore. [end]
