I look into my past and think What the hell went wrong Weren’t so long ago I thought Had youth and friends was strong. Riding bikes and skipping stones The world was at my feet Then my buddy grew some parts My brain went delete, delete! And it’s downhill from there it seems I only had one thought Is playing with myself O.K.? What happens if I’m caught My brain has took a backseat My grades about to crash Seems I don’t think of you girl It’s only tits n ass! I’ve been lyin to myself here What happened to my mind My neighbour is a lady And what a sweet behind! My brain it has a problem It always stands on guard Gets me quite embarrassed When my brain has gotten hard And it’s downhill from there it seems I only had one thought Is playing with myself O.K.? What happens if I’m caught My brain has took a backseat My grades about to crash Seems I don’t think of you girl It’s only tits n ass! The girls have taken notice To the bulge there in my throat Voice is quickly dropping A date is not remote My buddy and me married Gave me kids and all that crap My other brain’s now working And screaming it’s a trap! And it’s downhill from there it seems I only had one thought Is playing with myself O.K.? What happens if I’m caught My brain has took a backseat My grades about to crash Seems I don’t think of you girl It’s only tits n ass!
