[crowd cheers] [gravelly male vocal, bantering with the crowd] "This one's for my girl, Prudence. She couldn't be here tonight... 'cause she ain't fuckin' dead. Ha." [Verse 1, rough gravelly male vocal with gruff emotion] Me and Bonesy drift on in, the fuckin' abbey's heavy door, I'm flappin' my wings, fuckin' dirtyin' up the floor. Then Toby's rushin', fuckin' joints clackin' hard, Two nuns are sweepin' up, and I drop my guard. [Gasping surprise] Then I see you— Wearin' a habit over your gorgeous butt, Tail still twitchin' with the hint of your old strut. [Barely above a whisper] Goddamn, Prudie Girl... Prudie Girl... [Chorus, gravelly male vocal, harsh and rough, wailing with heartache and yearning] Oh, Prudie Girl, I poured my heart on your spotted breasts, Kissed your muzzle with my beak while you got undressed Your hackles bristled, it was your first time, We felt comfort in the calm when we were entwined. You were more than just a fuck, to my grit a fuckin' pearl— And I can't..., goddamn Prudie Girl. [Verse 2, gravelly male vocal, melancholy but hints of hopefulness] I fuckin' flew off when she died, left you with your pain, I'm a fuckin' failure, feathers soaked in shame. Bonesy chased after, guess you took them Twelve Oaths, Christ... still fuckin' feisty under them robes. Fuckin' see your eyes— A hint of hope in the darkness, can it be wrong? Clo-ay-ca drips, together we can be strong! [Rising sexual desire] Goddamn, Prudie Girl... Prudie Girl! [Chorus (bigger), high energy but soulful and aching] Oh, Prudie Girl, I found my soul 'tween your spotted thighs, Feathers quakin', beak wide, I'm feelin' so fuckin' alive! My wings flare out! Fuckin' tair off your habit, We feel the heat of salvation as we're fucking like rabbits. This is more than just a fuck, the feel of life unfurled— Oh, I'll never leave you again, goddamn Prudie Girl. [Bridge, gravelly male vocal, harsh and rough, surging with desperation] I'm fuckin' hootin' again, makin' you swoon, And I'm squawkin' my visions that I saw in Toby's spoon. I know that we're doomed, look in my eyes, Fuckin' can't stop this fate 'cause they're up in the sky. You laugh that I'm dumb, I'm so fuckin' absurd! You say, "Dookie, you bastard, you're a goddamn fucking bird!" [Instrumental interlude] [Verse 3, gravelly male vocal, harsh and rough, energetic exertion, intense emotional climax] Run your claws through my plumage all fluffed, Fuckin' feathers are flyin', I can't get enough! You renounce your oath, unsheathe Excalibur... Hell... I don't care, just me and you, feathers fur! Hootin' your name— Prudie, oh Prudie Girl, I'm flapping! I'm flapping!! The organ fuckin' blasts, and it's happening!!! [Intense gasp] Holy fuck, Prudie Girl... Prudie Girl!! [Final Chorus, triumphant, emotional finale] Oh, Prudie Girl!! I sprayed my seed on your furry cleft, Go find your leather, while I clean up this mess. My head's spinnin' 'round, and my clo-ay-ca's sore. Fuckin' better hurry up 'cause Toby's outside the door. This was more than just a fuck, we're savin' the world— I'm fuckin' in love with you, Prudie Girl!
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