[Intro] [Heavy distorted guitar riff with a bouncing, aggressive bassline drops immediately] [Wah-pedal guitar scratching like a DJ turntable] "Hey! Move the damn car!" ("Fuck you, I can't move! Look at this crowd!") "I don't care, fuck you!" ("No, fuck you!") [Verse 1: The First Wave] [Aggressive, rhythmic shouting over a heavy drum and bass groove] [Both guys start leaning out the windows] [Shouted in Austrian] "Geh scheißen, du Trottel!" [Shouted in Korean] ("Ssibal saekkiya!") [Shouted in French] "Va te faire foutre, connard!" [Shouted in Russian] ("Idi na khuy, suka!") [Shouted in Portuguese] "Vai tomar no cu, porra!" [Shouted in German] ("Fick dich, Arschloch!") [Chorus] [Explosive heavy metal guitar drop, crashing cymbals] [Both voices shouting in unison with maximum aggression] Step back! Make way! Here comes the Fools on Parade! Step back! Make way! Here comes the Fools on Parade! [Verse 2: The Commonwealth & The Americas] [Beat strips down to just the heavy bassline and drums] [Vocals getting louder, faster, and more hostile] [Shouted in Scottish] "Fuck off, ya daft bawbag!" [Shouted in Welsh] ("Cer i grafu, twmffat!") [Shouted in UK English] "Piss off, you absolute wanker!" [Shouted in Australian] ("Get fucked, ya bloody drongo!") [Shouted in Spanish] "¡Vete a la mierda, cabrón!" [Shouted in French Canadian / Québécois] ("Mange d'la marde, tabarnak!") [Bridge] [Music stops completely. Only the sound of an idling engine.] ("Did you just call me a tabarnak?!") "Yeah! You got a problem with that?!" ("You're damn right I do!") [Massive distorted guitar feedback swells up into a heavy breakdown] [Verse 3: The Final Escalation] [Extremely fast, aggressive drum beat] [Voices practically screaming at each other] [Shouted in Swahili] "Shenzi wewe! Pumbavu!" [Shouted in Thai] ("Ai hia! Pai tai sa!") [Shouted in Vietnamese] "Đụ má mày!" [Shouted in Japanese] ("Fuzakeru na, bakayaro!") [Guitar Solo] [Aggressive, high-pitched DJ-style vinyl scratching done on a distorted electric guitar] [Heavy, pounding drums smashing in the background] [Chorus] [Maximum volume, aggressive rap-metal energy] [Both voices screaming] Step back! Make way! Here comes the Fools on Parade! Step back! Make way! Here comes the Fools on Parade! [Outro] [Heavy guitar riff chugs to a sudden halt] [Music stops. Silence in the car.] [Spoken in American English] "Wait... what the fuck are we even saying?" ("I have absolutely no idea.") "Alright. Well... fuck you anyway." ("Yeah, fuck you too.") [Sound of a car window rolling up] [End]
