[Intro] [distorted electric guitar chugging, rapid double-kick drums] [Verse 1] [aggressive shouted male vocals] Welcome, good evening ladies and gents To this upstanding fine establishment The name of the place is the Dead Man's Diner What you find on the menu is putrid and vile Welcome, good evening ladies and gents To this upstanding fine establishment The name of the place is the Dead Man's Diner What you find on the menu is putrid and vile [Chorus] [growled vocals] Serve! [syncopated guitar riff, snare hits] Serve! [double-kick drum roll] Serve! [guitar slide] Serve! [Verse 2] [aggressive shouted male vocals] Welcome, good evening ladies and gents To this upstanding fine establishment The name of the place is the Dead Man's Diner What you find on the menu is putrid and vile Welcome, good evening ladies and gents To this upstanding fine establishment The name of the place is the Dead Man's Diner What you find on the menu is putrid and vile [Chorus] [growled vocals] Serve! [syncopated guitar riff, snare hits] Serve! [double-kick drum roll] Serve! [guitar slide] Serve! [Outro] [slap bass solo with percussive muted strings] [heavy distorted guitar power chords] [final cymbal crash]
