Raid Boss Phoebe #MMOverload

Quirky Tolkien MMO drill dipped in underground neo-trap with funked up syrup, raspy female vocals, 9 rings of funky synths melting in elvish violins, ogre horns, troll-like orchestras, queen of glitches, sorceress of psy trance, psycho echoes and reverbs, sweet buttery background singers

Leave a comment on the following track so The Jester can find your song, and add it to the playlist! https://suno.com/s/9w35fa8fuawDQ8Mt

This is entirely for fun, laughs, and to bring the community together once more to make songs for each other! No competition, contest, or anything like that! Every song will be added to a playlist of the same name on my page!

Furthermore! I appreciated the enthusiasm from the Plushie Pandemic, however I am going to impose a limit on the amount of songs you can add to the project. Please keep your submissions to a maximum of three songs, just for my own sanity lol.  Also, there is an end date of September 30th! So submit your songs before the deadline to be in the playlist(s)!
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Yours truly - The Gamemaster Jester 🃏

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[Intro - lovely innocent violin]
after my violin lesson
I logged online...
I just wanted to play
a little game called "Slay" 
Thought I’d chill for an hour, maybe two...
But then the hours... 
turned into truth....

[Verse 1 - YO! break it down!]
Logged in, level one, no gear, no plan,
Wore a robe made of straw, with a spoon in hand.
Met a wizard named DirtFather69,
Said “Join our guild — we got vibes and wine.”
Made friends with a rogue who only spoke in rhymes,
Saved a cat who committed war crimes
Found a bow: Echospike (High quality elven stitch)
Crit chance 90....but the recoil's a bitch.
Upgraded my boots with Phoenix-blood Ash,
Got a sword called Mortgage Slayer — pure cash.
Tamed a horse that screams in morse code,
made my armor sentient... and kinda swole.

[preChorus – soft chant turning bold]
I just wanted fun… but I fell real deep,
Built a kingdom at the cost of sleep.
Made friends, made war, made memes…
But one last fight still haunts my dreams…

[CHORUS – powerful female vocaloid, epic choir + pounding drums]
We must kill the Raid Boss!
Harbinger of Terror
AKA
Noobie Skull Wearer
AKA
The Crimson Banshee.
AKA
Phoebe

[Verse 2]
She’s 12 feet tall, pink fur, red face,
Wears a tutu made from cursed silk lace.
Carries twin axes forged in whalebone hell,
Shoots bees from her eyes and sings like Adele.
Her hammer’s got runes that glitch your HUD,
Every step spawns a puddle of blood.
She tap-dances during her second phase,
While singing "Hello" to put you in a daze
Her A-o-E is just… pure despair.
And her emote spam?
wedged underwear (hahaha)

[CHORUS]
I must kill the Raid Boss!
Harbinger of Terror!
AKA
Die if you make an error!
AKA
Glitterblade Wielder!
AKA
Phoebe

[rapid interlude]
Yo...
Final raid.
Final breath.
Three phases…
Ballerina bringer of death.
Phase one hit, she slid on in,
Big pink bear with a stupid grin 
Tutu tight, got blades on deck,
Swings her mace like she’s breakin' necks.
Laser eyes with a glitter blast,
One-shot tank, put him on his ass.
She sings show tunes while she slaps, 
Half of the squad wiped out!
Why? cuz we stopped to clap

Phase two starts, 
she spins real slow,
Arena melts, now the floor's all aglow.
Axes burn with a name: “Despair”,
And her hammer? Screams like it just don’t care.

Now it’s phase three: 
sky turns black,
She grows wings, yo, bear got smack.
Flies mid-air with a scepter made from a unicorn horn and a Gameboy blade.
She roars, “Y’ALL BUGS AIN’T READY TO DANCE,”
Then dropkicks time into a second chance.
I hit my ult — The Bardic Slap,
She ate it whole and laughed, 
haha, "what a lame-ass trap.”

[sad, as if singer is about to die, crying]
Last hit point, I start the chant, 
Guild’s all dead but there's still one more chance, 
I pull a rock from my fanny pack...
Throw it hard and crackalackawacka....BOOM! 
what the hell? 
it faded to black...
yeehaw!!!
We did it!!!

[Outro – Spoken, breathless]
victory!
our reward: one enchanted tutu.
achievement ununlocked:
“Slayed the Floof"
Now, bow down, noobs....

4713/7500

To join this project, all you need to do is make a song, any style, any lyrics, but it MUST take place inside the MMOverload game world! Your song can be about you getting stuck in the game, fighting a boss, grinding boars in the forest, getting stuck in a loop of endless fetch quests, stupid in-game limited time events, and so much more possibilities, let your mind go wild, and get creative with it! Be a raid boss with crippling depression, and a gambling addiction if you want! It could be about a specific place in the MMO world if you want! Preferably keep it to a fantasy theme, however, if you want to be some kind of futuristic thing, or anything else, that is more than welcome as well! Be sure to add #MMOverload to the end of your song's title, and make your song public to be able to join the playlist! Leave a comment on the following track so The Jester can find your song, and add it to the playlist! https://suno.com/s/9w35fa8fuawDQ8Mt This is entirely for fun, laughs, and to bring the community together once more to make songs for each other! No competition, contest, or anything like that! Every song will be added to a playlist of the same name on my page! Furthermore! I appreciated the enthusiasm from the Plushie Pandemic, however I am going to impose a limit on the amount of songs you can add to the project. Please keep your submissions to a maximum of three songs, just for my own sanity lol. Also, there is an end date of September 30th! So submit your songs before the deadline to be in the playlist(s)! ----------------------------------------------------------- Yours truly - The Gamemaster Jester 🃏 ----------------------------------------------------------- [Intro - lovely innocent violin] after my violin lesson I logged online... I just wanted to play a little game called "Slay" Thought I’d chill for an hour, maybe two... But then the hours... turned into truth.... [Verse 1 - YO! break it down!] Logged in, level one, no gear, no plan, Wore a robe made of straw, with a spoon in hand. Met a wizard named DirtFather69, Said “Join our guild — we got vibes and wine.” Made friends with a rogue who only spoke in rhymes, Saved a cat who committed war crimes Found a bow: Echospike (High quality elven stitch) Crit chance 90....but the recoil's a bitch. Upgraded my boots with Phoenix-blood Ash, Got a sword called Mortgage Slayer — pure cash. Tamed a horse that screams in morse code, made my armor sentient... and kinda swole. [preChorus – soft chant turning bold] I just wanted fun… but I fell real deep, Built a kingdom at the cost of sleep. Made friends, made war, made memes… But one last fight still haunts my dreams… [CHORUS – powerful female vocaloid, epic choir + pounding drums] We must kill the Raid Boss! Harbinger of Terror AKA Noobie Skull Wearer AKA The Crimson Banshee. AKA Phoebe [Verse 2] She’s 12 feet tall, pink fur, red face, Wears a tutu made from cursed silk lace. Carries twin axes forged in whalebone hell, Shoots bees from her eyes and sings like Adele. Her hammer’s got runes that glitch your HUD, Every step spawns a puddle of blood. She tap-dances during her second phase, While singing "Hello" to put you in a daze Her A-o-E is just… pure despair. And her emote spam? wedged underwear (hahaha) [CHORUS] I must kill the Raid Boss! Harbinger of Terror! AKA Die if you make an error! AKA Glitterblade Wielder! AKA Phoebe [rapid interlude] Yo... Final raid. Final breath. Three phases… Ballerina bringer of death. Phase one hit, she slid on in, Big pink bear with a stupid grin Tutu tight, got blades on deck, Swings her mace like she’s breakin' necks. Laser eyes with a glitter blast, One-shot tank, put him on his ass. She sings show tunes while she slaps, Half of the squad wiped out! Why? cuz we stopped to clap Phase two starts, she spins real slow, Arena melts, now the floor's all aglow. Axes burn with a name: “Despair”, And her hammer? Screams like it just don’t care. Now it’s phase three: sky turns black, She grows wings, yo, bear got smack. Flies mid-air with a scepter made from a unicorn horn and a Gameboy blade. She roars, “Y’ALL BUGS AIN’T READY TO DANCE,” Then dropkicks time into a second chance. I hit my ult — The Bardic Slap, She ate it whole and laughed, haha, "what a lame-ass trap.” [sad, as if singer is about to die, crying] Last hit point, I start the chant, Guild’s all dead but there's still one more chance, I pull a rock from my fanny pack... Throw it hard and crackalackawacka....BOOM! what the hell? it faded to black... yeehaw!!! We did it!!! [Outro – Spoken, breathless] victory! our reward: one enchanted tutu. achievement ununlocked: “Slayed the Floof" Now, bow down, noobs....

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