[scatting] [epic introduction] in my defense when you need a big Mac you have to stop and get one [bridge] I just forgot I was driving a semi truck, an eighteen wheeler, on a long haul and not my personal car I went thru the McDonald's drive thru then took half the store with me down the road down the road I took the store down the road I was kind of tired I wanted those fries only the Golden Arches could provide could provide maybe a milkshake if the ice cream was working too [chorus] I went thru the McDonald's drive thru then took half the store with me down the road down the road a couple employees too oooooooo [musical interlude] now its obvious the drive thru isn't designed for Peterbuilts kenworths or Western Stars I dragged that dining room pretty far far away I went thru the McDonald's drive thru then took half the store with me down the road down the road sad but true I never got a big mac (no big mac) I never got fries (no fries) all I got was a reckless driving charge then some jail time endangering the public driving while stupid so what's the lesson I have learned if you want a big Mac don't go into the drive thru with your Mack truck don't go into the drive thru with your Mack truck for a big mac don't go into the drive thru with your Mack truck for a big mac and fries!!!! [epic finish]
