[Verse 1] Tomato sauce and melted cheese, Pepperoni, please, oh yes indeed! But then you drop that yellow chunk, Sweet and juicy, what the funk? It's for cakes and tropical drinks, Not on my pie, what do you think? [Chorus] No pineapple on pizza! (No no no!) It's a dessert, not a topping, let it go! Fruit on my slice? That's a hard pass, Pineapple pizza, what a gas! Keep it sweet, keep it away, From my savory pie, every day! [Verse 2] Italians crying, ancestors spin in graves, Hawaiian combo? Nah, misbehave! Hot cheese and cold fruit, what a clash, Juices running, total trash! Save it for upside-down cake, Pizza's sacred, for goodness sake! [Chorus] No pineapple on pizza! (No no no!) It's a dessert, not a topping, let it go! Fruit on my slice? That's a hard pass, Pineapple pizza, what a gas! [Bridge] You monsters out there defending the sin, Sweet and salty? You never win! Ban it forever, draw the line, Real pizza lovers, unite this time! [Outro] Pineapple off my pizza... forever! No pineapple! No pineapple! Off my pizza... forever!
