MM1.0.7-A Product Placement (Kaiden Pierce) (L58)

synthwave, 90s alt-pop, glitch-hop (with Broadway/ theatrical musical theatre influence)

[Intro]
[Spoken, Television Salesman voice:] "Whatever you do, don't turn that dial! We have an amazing new product to show you, and it's sure to change your life!"

[verse 1]
Are you
Tired of the daily drone?
Of feeling anxious and alone?
Of living life in Monotone?
Well I've got good news for you!

Do you
Spend your days in constant pain?
Do your kids drive you insane?
You're running out of lies to blame
But I'll tell you what to do!

[Pre-chorus]
Just turn on your T.V.!

And dial the number on your screen!

Let the Onceler take care of all your needs...

And it will only cost you- [Digital Screech]

[Glitchy:] "Everything."

[Epic Dubstep Drop]

[Spoken, Television Salesman voice:] "So don't delay!"
"Dial that number on your screen, and reserve your Thneed today!"

[chorus]
It's a

Product Placement!
As seen on T.V.!

Just a

Product Placement!
It's everything you need!

It's so fantastic!
Cheap, soulless and plastic!

Ignore that pesky forest for the trees.
[Spoken, Television Salesman voice:] "Try it now! It really is a breeze!"

[Verse 2]
Are you
Tired of thinking for yourself?
Put your own dreams on the shelf?
Don't care about your mental health?
Well I've got the thing for you!

We can 
Make the bad thoughts go away!
turn the darkness into grey!
Just submit, consume and obey
And you can join our happy crew!

[Pre-chorus]
Hold still for our trocar-

We'll take everything you are

Why would you reach for the stars

When we could give you- [Static Screech]

[Glitchy] "Everything."

[Epic Dubstep Drop]

[Spoken, Television Salesman voice:] "But that's not all! Call today to sign up for our family plan!"

[chorus]
It's a

Product Placement!
As seen on T.V.!

Just a

Product Placement!
It's everything you need!

It's so fantastic!
Cheap, soulless and plastic!

Ignore that pesky forest for the trees.
[Spoken, Television Salesman voice:] "Try it now! It really is a breeze!"

[Bridge] [Singing:]
Anything worth having is worth 
Fighting for.
Beware of smiling salesmen 
Knocking at your door!
Find your true self clawing at your core!
And remember what
Everything was for!

You deserve more!

[Digital screech]

[Spoken, Television Salesman voice:] "Worried that you can't afford a Thneed of your own? No worries! With our patented (redacted) plan, your new Thneed can be yours for two simple payments of everything you are, and everything you care about!"

[chorus]
It's a

Product Placement!
As seen on T.V.!

Just a

Product Placement!
It's everything you need!

It's so fantastic!
Cheap, soulless and plastic!

Ignore that pesky forest for the trees.
[Spoken, Television Salesman voice:] "Try it now! It really is a breeze!"

[Dubstep Outro]

It's a
Product Placement!

It's just a
Product Placement!

You're nothing but a
Product placement!

[End]

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[Intro] [Spoken, Television Salesman voice:] "Whatever you do, don't turn that dial! We have an amazing new product to show you, and it's sure to change your life!" [verse 1] Are you Tired of the daily drone? Of feeling anxious and alone? Of living life in Monotone? Well I've got good news for you! Do you Spend your days in constant pain? Do your kids drive you insane? You're running out of lies to blame But I'll tell you what to do! [Pre-chorus] Just turn on your T.V.! And dial the number on your screen! Let the Onceler take care of all your needs... And it will only cost you- [Digital Screech] [Glitchy:] "Everything." [Epic Dubstep Drop] [Spoken, Television Salesman voice:] "So don't delay!" "Dial that number on your screen, and reserve your Thneed today!" [chorus] It's a Product Placement! As seen on T.V.! Just a Product Placement! It's everything you need! It's so fantastic! Cheap, soulless and plastic! Ignore that pesky forest for the trees. [Spoken, Television Salesman voice:] "Try it now! It really is a breeze!" [Verse 2] Are you Tired of thinking for yourself? Put your own dreams on the shelf? Don't care about your mental health? Well I've got the thing for you! We can Make the bad thoughts go away! turn the darkness into grey! Just submit, consume and obey And you can join our happy crew! [Pre-chorus] Hold still for our trocar- We'll take everything you are Why would you reach for the stars When we could give you- [Static Screech] [Glitchy] "Everything." [Epic Dubstep Drop] [Spoken, Television Salesman voice:] "But that's not all! Call today to sign up for our family plan!" [chorus] It's a Product Placement! As seen on T.V.! Just a Product Placement! It's everything you need! It's so fantastic! Cheap, soulless and plastic! Ignore that pesky forest for the trees. [Spoken, Television Salesman voice:] "Try it now! It really is a breeze!" [Bridge] [Singing:] Anything worth having is worth Fighting for. Beware of smiling salesmen Knocking at your door! Find your true self clawing at your core! And remember what Everything was for! You deserve more! [Digital screech] [Spoken, Television Salesman voice:] "Worried that you can't afford a Thneed of your own? No worries! With our patented (redacted) plan, your new Thneed can be yours for two simple payments of everything you are, and everything you care about!" [chorus] It's a Product Placement! As seen on T.V.! Just a Product Placement! It's everything you need! It's so fantastic! Cheap, soulless and plastic! Ignore that pesky forest for the trees. [Spoken, Television Salesman voice:] "Try it now! It really is a breeze!" [Dubstep Outro] It's a Product Placement! It's just a Product Placement! You're nothing but a Product placement! [End]

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