[Verse 1] The fiddle cried out and the bodhrán thumped The whiskey spilled as the dancers jumped The moon was high The craic was strong But the night went sideways before too long [Chorus] I banged my toe your sister your aunt your mom and the family dog Your dad wanted in I said you must be kidding then I banged his ass along I slammed the door called the cat a whore but that's not the worst of all I woke up knackered all dabble and dashered in a bar in Donegal [Verse 2] A pint in hand I began to weave Through tales of love and make-believe The bartender laughed as I hit the floor Said "Lad You’ve seen this pub before" [Chorus] I banged my toe your sister your aunt your mom and the family dog Your dad wanted in I said you must be kidding then I banged his ass along I slammed the door called the cat a whore but that's not the worst of all I woke up knackered all dabble and dashered in a bar in Donegal [Bridge] The jukebox sang a rebel tune While I wrestled a goat in the back saloon The priest walked in with a look of dread Said "Bless you son But what’s in your head?" [Chorus] I banged my toe your sister your aunt your mom and the family dog Your dad wanted in I said you must be kidding then I banged his ass along I slammed the door called the cat a whore but that's not the worst of all I woke up knackered all dabble and dashered in a bar in Donegal
