P0L1T1kZ (Larp This Way)

Little bitty lefty Larping every day Attitude so zesty You have so much to say You been fighting Nasties Gotta make em pay Glorified patsies Tend to get put away The moment that their tasks cease But you go on head an' play You always let your mask free As your morality decays Always missin' where the facts be But judge without delay Accusations pointed at me You don't know my face or name But the news said I'm the baddie And you think that life's a game You bought the saber rattling So it's time to set a flame Role play revolution, life is But a stage [Solo] Big ol' rowdy righty Larping through the night Never tired of the fighting Anything in sight You think the truth's a sighting You got on copyright You're brand of truth's delighting For a brain not working right If you're incapable of recognizing Promises broken - positions compromised How can you define "the right thing" When bias clouds your eyes Suddenly you don't like me And you're filled with such surprise Because I don't quite take lightly When either side funkin' lies But get so high and mighty Like the left monopolize A history of lying But dammit, that's a lie Role play revolution, Facts are bound to die [Solo] Silly center sideline guy Who says we're dumb, on both sides Did you think that you'd get by Without some bumps, you, too, are on this ride If you don't pick sides, they won't try To make YOUR rights - go bye bye? Okay buddy, too much wine Go outside you need some sunlight Please go touch some grass Or get better hindsight Covid shoulda been class But bro got basked in the gaslight Muzzled and masked to the max But you think you got the flashlight Cus you don't listen to left er right hacks Inaction might lead to that Mad Max life Don't fight for rights, lose the right to fight back At least both sides got some tangible insights Centrist apathy is like a Cue Bee with no help waitin' for a sideline sack Role play revolution, Backseat drivin' talkin' smack [Solo] [Chorus] Everybody, larp this way Everybody, say what ya say Everybody, larp this way Everybody, we got a Role to play Everybody, larp this way Everybody, fan them flames Everybody, point and shame Everybody, larp this way Everybody Every Everybody Everybody Every Everybody [Solo] [Chorus] Everybody, larp this way Everybody, say what ya say Everybody, larp this way Everybody, we got a Role to play Everybody, larp this way Everybody, fan them flames Everybody, point and shame Everybody, larp this way Everybody Every Everybody Everybody Every Everybody [Solo]