[Intro] [steady mechanical click track starts] [Verse 1] [dry baritone male vocals, with a female falsetto] Hello, it's me Calling to speak to thee I haven't called before So I'm a first-time caller I'd like to speak to God But I'm sure he's busy I'd be happy to talk to Jesus Which ever one of them pleases You see, I've got some questions About some past discretions You see I've learned all the hard lessons And I'm always counting my blessings What I'm wondering is In the end, does anything matter? 'Cause I'm talking to God But I'll settle for Jesus I've tried all my life And I can't seem to please 'em Not sure if you're real, I'm not sure if you're not But if we're going to talk about it Let's talk about the whole lot From the beginning of my life to the end I don't want to know when I just want to know where And then Is there anything left After there? 'Cause I want to talk to God But I'll settle for Jesus Either one of them Just either one of them always teaches Thank you Jesus [click track continues to fade]
