[Intro – spoken word] Gran-ma… What'd you put in this fruitcake? [Chorus – chant] Fruit cake! Fruit cake! Why's it burning my face, fruit cake? Fruit cake! Fruit cake! Grandma put the rum in fruit cake! (Repeat x2) [Verse 1] One bite, feel funny Two bites, feel brave Three bites, I’m tellin’ secrets I should not have gave Sticky hands Wobbly feet Why's the cake keep staring at me? [Chorus – louder] Fruit cake! Fruit cake! Why's it burning my face, fruit cake? Fruit cake! Fruit cake! Grandma put the rum in fruit cake! [Break – call & response] Who made it? GRAND-MA! What’s in it? DON’T ASK! Is it safe? …MAYBE! [Verse 2 ] Candied fruit Mystery spice Is that bourbon Or just… ice? Grand-ma winked That’s a sign This cakes been marinating since ’99! [Final Chorus – chant overload] Fruit cake! Fruit cake! Why's it burning my face, fruit cake? Fruit cake! Fruit cake! Grand-ma put the rum in fruitcake! [Outro] Ahhhhhhhhhh Fruit Cake!!
