[intro] Oh lawd he comin', the bord is here Absolute unit, round and sphere The almighty bord, overseer of bright and dark sort The fearsome green mantle, bringer of calamities in battle [verse 1] Well, everybody's heard about the Bord (B-B-Bord, Bord, Bord, Bord is the word) He's chirping loud, can't be ignored (B-B-Bord, Bord, Bord, Bord is the word) Look at the fat Bord He chirp Bank account with many zeroes US dollars, weighs as much as his net worth Chirp chirp chirp Chirp They tried to keep him locked in Ohio He chirp Next thing he was on a plane to LA (I think Bord is electric) He chirp Round and chubby like a savoury potato He chirp "Oh lawd he coming!" they say though Lawd lawd The absolute unit is here Bord You ain't getting bored [pre-chorus] A-papa-ooma-mow-mow, a-papa-ooma-mow-mow A-papa-ooma-mow-mow, a-papa-ooma-mow-mow A-papa-ooma-mow-mow, a-papa-ooma-mow-mow A-papa-ooma-mow-mow, a-papa-ooma-mow-mow [chorus] Well, Bord, Bord, Bord, Bord is the word Bord, Bord, Bord, Bord is the word Don't ya know 'bout the Bord? Well, everybody's talkin' 'bout the Bord! B-b-b-Bord, Bord, Bord, Bord is the word (Chirp! Chirp!) [bridge] Well, Papa-ooma-mow-mow, the Bord keeps chirpin' Papa-ooma-mow-mow, the Bord keeps chirpin' Why the Bord so fat Man He's so fat (he's so fat) Man Why that Bord so fat Chirp chirp chirp Chirp Chirp Ho hoo Ho hoo Ho hoo Ho hoo Hoo Chirp Chirp Ho hoo Ho hoo Ho hoo Ho hoo Hoo [verse 2] Well, the Bord keeps coming, can't shut him down (B-B-Bord, Bord, Bord, Bord is the word) He's louder than a thunderous sound (B-B-Bord, Bord, Bord, Bord is the word) He keeps coming back like some motherfuckin' herpes Chirp He will not shut up, it sounds like a bird chirp Bord Noise so loud it makes both your ears hurt Chirp He no fool, he ain't begging for supper (he demands it) Chirp More cursed than touching grass in winter Chirp He wasn't born, he was formed Chirp The closest thing known is a hornet swarm Chirp On his perch, spitting straight fire bars Chirp This thicc boi's got a whole chirp squad Chirp chirp chirp Chirp You won't hear it coming, all you will hear is the chirp Chirp [pre-chorus] A-papa-ooma-mow-mow, a-papa-ooma-mow-mow A-papa-ooma-mow-mow, a-papa-ooma-mow-mow A-papa-ooma-mow-mow, a-papa-ooma-mow-mow A-papa-ooma-mow-mow, a-papa-ooma-mow-mow [chorus] Well, Bord, Bord, Bord, Bord is the word Bord, Bord, Bord, Bord is the word Don't ya know 'bout the Bord? Well, everybody's talkin' 'bout the Bord! B-b-b-Bord, Bord, Bord, Bord is the word (Chirp! Chirp!) [outro] Oh my lawd (Heavy is the Bord) Oh my lawd (Heavy is the Bord) Oh my lawd (Heavy is the Bord) Oh my lawd
