I Glued My Balls to My Butthole for a Third Time Oh My God, What Did I Do?

(Motown Groove) [Verse 1] Woke up this morning, feelin' kinda strange, Last night was a party, but now I'm in pain, I tried to be funky, tried to be cool, But now I'm regretting, oh, I'm such a fool. [Chorus] Oh my God, what did I do? I glued balls to my butthole, for the third time, it's true, I'm shakin' my head, can't believe it's real, Now I'm stuck in this mess, oh, how do I heal? [Verse 2] It started with laughter, a dare gone too far, A few too many drinks, now here we are, Thought I was clever, thought I'd make a scene, But now I'm stuck here, livin' this bad dream. [Chorus] Oh my God, what did I do? I glued balls to my butthole, for the third time, it's true, I'm shakin' my head, can't believe it's real, Now I'm stuck in this mess, oh, how do I heal? [Bridge] My friends all say, "Man, what were you thinkin'?" I tell 'em, "I don't know, I must’ve been drinkin'," The rhythm of Motown was callin’ my name, But now I'm the punchline, oh, I'm to blame. [Chorus] Oh my God, what did I do? I glued balls to my butthole, for the third time, it's true, I'm shakin' my head, can't believe it's real, Now I'm stuck in this mess, oh, how do I heal? [Outro] So let this be a lesson, don’t follow my groove, If you wanna be funky, find a better move, ‘Cause three times is too many, and now I’m in a bind, I glued balls to my butthole, and lost my mind. (Fade out with soulful harmonies and a groovy bass line)