[Crowd cheering in anticipation] [Crowd roars with laughter and cheers!] [Intro] [shrieking raspy female hyena vocal, screaming crust growls] Ohhhhhhh, the fuckin' sun creeps up like a nosy little perv, Peekin’ through the trees to watch me swerve! So I yawn, I stretch, I flash my thighs, Fuckin' TIME to greet the beasts with bedroom eyes! Haaaaaaaaaa! [Verse 1] [raspy female hyena vocal, shrieking snarling crust punk] Hello, little robin with your red-hot chest, You chirp like a toy that’s been over-stressed. Don’t flutter too close, or I’ll kiss that beak— Got a worm in your mouth? Ooh, I love a fuckin' freak. Hey there, squirrel, with your jittery tail, You twitch like a man who just made bail. You hoard your nuts, you nasty tease— Bet you bury ‘em deep where nobody sees. And you, sweet deer, all legs and sighs, With those big dumb lashes and fuckin' cowgirl eyes. If you keep starin’ like you want a taste, I’ll snatch that tail you fuckin' flick like bait. [Refrain] [raspy female hyena vocal, shrieking snarling crust punk] Rise and shine, you dirty little things! Lift your snouts, fuckin' shake your wings! The dew is fresh, the moss is wet— And I ain't hit my filth peak yet. So form a line, you woodland sluts— And watch me strut like I'm in full rut! [Verse 2] [raspy female hyena vocal, shrieking snarling crust punk] Well hullo, Mister Badger with your shitcaked grin, Those roots you chewin’ deep down in your den? I love a man who don’t brush his teeth— That breath could wilt my moss beneath. Slimy little weasel, slippin’ through the brush, With your darting eyes and your pervert hush— You’re built to snake through every tight crease, And I’d let you squeeze where you damn well please And knock knock knock, there’s my woodpecker friend, Hammerin’ that beak like you’re bustin’ it in. Fuckin' press you between my thighs, pulsing alive, Buzzin’ me warm till I’m shiverin' inside. [Refrain] [raspy female hyena vocal, shrieking snarling crust punk] Rise and shine, you dirty little things! Sniff the breeze, fuckin' spread your wings! The forest hums, the sap is slick— And I feel like doin’ somethin’ sick. So step right up, you trembling freaks— Make way for a fuckin' hyena with woodsy kinks! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! [Banjo solo, wild and crazy, blistering fast] [Bridge] [raspy female hyena vocal, shrieking snarling crust punk] Let the filth rise up, Let the sweet stank bloom, Let the beasts in heat crawl to my coo, Let their gasps ring out, Let their fluids sing, I'm the fuckin' princess of this rotting spring. [Verse 3] [raspy female hyena vocal, shrieking snarling crust punk] Oh, skunk, you stink like my favorite sin— Thick in the throat, and it sucks me in. You let it loose in a ripe, wet bloom— And I drop to my knees just to breathe in the fuckin' fume. Porcupine, all prick and tease, A thorny trap that yearns to please, I nuzzle in close, and twist all about, Slow pluckin’ the quills now flecking my snout. Opossum, you flop like a rag gone cold, But I know that trick and I’m grabbin’ a hold. I’ll drag you limp through the leaves and the dirt, ’Til you tense like death and then finally squirt. [Refrain] [raspy female hyena vocal, shrieking snarling crust punk] Rise and shine, you dirty little things! Lap the dew while the magpie sings! The fungi pulse, fuckin' ferns all steam— And I just woke from a nasty dream. So drop that nut, you buck-toothed freak— It’s Scuzzy’s fuckin' turn to bite and squeak! [Outro] [raspy female hyena vocal, shrieking snarling crust punk] Creep up close, you muck-soaked throng, The morning's ripe, and the urge is strong… “Aaaahhhhhh—RAAAWWWWL—!!” …so let the filth fuckin' flow all day long. [Crowd roaring applause!] "Yi-hahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!" [Banjo solo, blistering and wild] "Holy shit! We're in Albuquerque!" [Crowd roaring with cheers]
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