[Intro: Ragtime piano with a record scratch glitch] [Verse 1] Riding downtown on a pig with wings Flapper dress and a feather that stings Fish are flying out a basket Gonna miss my trolley? Nah, I'll casket [Pre-chorus] It's the future, baby, 1923 Nothing makes sense, not even me [Chorus] Flying pig, don't be so shy Lift me up past the subway sky Honk the horn, let the pigeons cry 1923, we're learning to fly [Verse 2] Propeller tail and a wicker seat Streets above and crumbs beneath Vendor's yelling "Five cents a fish" I take one slow, it's my new wish [Bridge - spoken/sung over oompah piano] Excuse me, sir, does your pig accept subway tokens? …No? Well. That's absurd. (Laugh track vinyl crackle) [Outro: Piano solo, then a final BWWAAAAAAMP glitch and stop]
