GOODBYE, HOT ORANGE SHORTS — The Protoge's 1st SPW Entrance Theme

[Verse 1] Saw the sign on the boarded-up door today Said closed for good, it's all gone away Remember cheap pitchers and neon light And service with a smile, oh so bright Now the parking lot's an empty space No more memories of that happy place [Chorus] Goodbye Hot Orange Shorts, we'll miss you so Goodbye crop tops cut impossibly low The beer was cheap, the wings were fire Heartburn so good with acid reflux and desire [Verse 2] They say the market just couldn't hold A business model getting kind of old But what they miss is the simple art Of wings that tear your world apart Now my stomach's fine, but my heart's in pain Will we ever feel that burn again? [Chorus] Goodbye Hot Orange Shorts, we'll miss you so Goodbye crop tops cut impossibly low The beer was cheap, the wings were fire Heartburn so good with acid reflux and desire [Bridge] We raise a glass to the ones we lost To the perky smiles, whatever the cost You live forever in my arteries Hot wings and cleavage brought me to my knees [Chorus] Goodbye Hot Orange Shorts, we'll miss you so Goodbye crop tops cut impossibly low The beer was cheap, the wings were fire Heartburn so good with acid reflux and desire [Outro] Hot Orange Shorts Oh, Hot Orange Shorts Never forget