
Death God of Saké (Nordic Discord Challenge)
Beneath the torii's crimson glow, Where shadows whisper tales of woe, A ronin walks with blade in hand, Through lands of ash and sacred sand. The mountain winds sing kami's name, In sakura storms and ghostly flame. One cup raised for those who sleep— Their honor runs in saké deep! Thunder drums! The dead arise! Steel meets steel 'neath blood-red skies! Through fire's kiss and moonlit fray— We drink to battle's sway! Kanpai! (Kanpai!) To the warrior's creed! Saké floods the earth where shinigami feed! Kanpai! (Kanpai!) Through death's parade! We feast with ghosts on blades we've made! In Yoshiwara's lantern light, The geisha hums a kurohime's rite. Dragons coil in temple smoke, While kappa grin and oni choke! The river hums a yōkai's tune, The forge still screams—a steel monsoon! One more round before we ride— To hell or Tengoku's pride! Bamboo shrieks! The foxfire dances! Saké spills in blood-enhanced trances! One last toast before we fall— The saké will carry us away! Kanpai! (Kanpai!) To the broken blade! Saké drowns the sins our souls betrayed! Kanpai! (Kanpai!) No graves, no names! Just emptied cups and battle flames! Saké drips on altar stone, A fox grins in the dark, alone. His voice like knives: 'You're already gone— The dead just drink... and wander on.' From Fuji's peak to Kyoto's bones, The saké of daimyo ignites our bones! Bushidō's a liar's game— We drown in flame, but scorn the rain! Banzai to the left! (Hai! Hai!) Banzai to the right! (Yo!) Saké boils in samurai veins! No retreat—only pain! Kanpai! (Kanpai!) To the endless fight! Saké burns with demons tonight! Kanpai! (Kanpai!) 'Til the sun ignites! We'll drink in hell or heaven's heights!

