Blueprint Sheet

(Verse 1) The match starts up, the countdown is live Chunkypeanut’s typing before we arrive Drawing lines on the map, spamming out the pings Trying to dictate how everyone does things "Build a wind farm here! Put a radar there!" Giving out commands like a proud commander's heir But look at his own base, the economy stalls He's floating his metal while his frontline falls. (Chorus) Hey Chunkypeanut, here’s a brand new blueprint sheet You gotta work on your teamwork before we taste defeat Stop bossing all the lobsters around the lobby floor You aren’t the boss of the Zero-K war! Gotta look in the mirror, check your own skill score Let's be honest, man, you ain't even that good at this war! (Verse 2) He opens Rover Assembly, driving in deep While the rest of the team is trying to hold the steep He loses his Commander to a basic Glaive raid Then blames the whole line for the mistake that he made Calling players "lobsters" in the global chat box While his own power grid is taking heavy shocks You’re backseat driving from a spectator view When your own micro needs a massive review. (Chorus) Hey Chunkypeanut, here’s a brand new blueprint sheet You gotta work on your teamwork before we taste defeat Stop bossing all the lobsters around the lobby floor You aren’t the boss of the Zero-K war! Gotta look in the mirror, check your own skill score Let's be honest, man, you ain't even that good at this war! (Bridge) Zero-K is won when the synergy aligns Not when one guy is shouting and crossing the lines Terraform the attitude, rebuild the grid Listen to the team, stop acting like a bossy kid If you want to raise your rank, you gotta learn to share And actually support your allies out there. (Chorus) Hey Chunkypeanut, here’s a brand new blueprint sheet You gotta work on your teamwork before we taste defeat Stop bossing all the lobsters around the lobby floor You aren’t the boss of the Zero-K war! Gotta look in the mirror, check your own skill score Let's be honest, man, you ain't even that good at this war! (Outro) No more typing in the chat, just focus on the macro Drop the attitude, step out of the shadow Practice with the bots, get your factory in line And maybe next game, the blueprint will shine. Just some friendly lobster advice.