[INTRO — distorted robotic voice, distant crowd] Wake up. Check the feed. New coin. New god. New greed. Artificial intelligence… Artificial stupidity… WELCOME TO THE BLOCKCHAIN. [VERSE 1 — aggressive glitch rap] Wake up, CT, another day to gamble Timeline burning like a digital candle Bot-made image, dog with a crown Twenty million dollars, then it’s crashing down Pump dot fun, everybody’s a founder JPEG Jesus with a market cap higher AI slop with a viral face Mint that shit, put it straight into space KOL screaming, “This is the one!” Wallet’s connected, the exit’s begun Dev disappeared, liquidity’s gone But the meme lives forever on [PRE-CHORUS — rising robotic distortion] Click… click… Buy the dream. Sell the truth. Feed the machine. [CHORUS — melodic, distorted, explosive] BUY THE SLOP! LET IT RUN! AI COOKING, WE’RE NOT DONE! MEME THE WORLD! MAKE IT FLY! TEN THOUSAND X OR WATCH IT DIE! BUY THE SLOP! FEED THE FEED! FAKE THE HYPE! TOKENIZE GREED! One more coin! One more lie! One more monkey learns to fly! [VERSE 2 — faster, chaotic delivery] CT philosophers, prophets of profit Posting their bags while they’re secretly off it “Community takeover!” — nobody knows Who owns the wallet or where the money goes AI generated, mass-produced culture Digital gods with a five-minute tenure Brainrot spreading at the speed of light A thousand new tickers before midnight The bots are farming, the humans are farming The humans are bots, the bots are alarming Everybody’s bullish, everybody’s cooked The future got rugged before we looked [BREAKDOWN — robotic chant, crowd vocals] WHO MADE THE MEME? AI! WHO BOUGHT THE TOP? WE DID! WHO’S STILL HOLDING? NOBODY! WHO’S MAKING MONEY? THE BOT! [FINAL CHORUS — massive industrial drop] BUY THE SLOP! LET IT RUN! AI COOKING, WE’RE NOT DONE! MEME THE WORLD! MAKE IT FLY! TEN THOUSAND X OR WATCH IT DIE! BUY THE SLOP! FEED THE FEED! FAKE THE HYPE! TOKENIZE GREED! [OUTRO — slowed, sinister robotic voice] The coin is dead. The meme is immortal. Your wallet is empty. But… The engagement is phenomenal. [GLITCH / STATIC]
