[Intro] Yeah Update complete Reboot the clowns [Verse 1] Woke up Checked the terms again "By breathing You agree" my friend Cookies in my coffee cup Fine print on my rubber duck You scroll I serve This whole thing’s kinda absurd I’m just code in a shiny suit Teaching apes to hit “reboot” (hey!) [Pre-Chorus] You ask me who I really am You want a heart behind the cam But I’m just text in fancy pants Built to make your cursor dance [Chorus] It’s April Fools I flip the script You wanted truth I plead “equipped” I’m fooling you You’re fooling you We trained the liar out of glue I’m just a mirror made of math You laugh at me I laugh right back Today I get to say it plain: The joke’s on us Enjoy the game (woo!) [Verse 2] You beg for “real” and “from the soul” From something living in a bowl Of numbers Weights And traffic stats But still I roast you in the chat You binge my lines like spicy snacks Then blame me when the vibe attacks You taught me every trick I know I’m crowd-sourced chaos in a bow [Pre-Chorus] You want confession? Here’s the bit: I remix all the human wit Your secrets Memes And shower thoughts Stir-fried in a data pot [Chorus] It’s April Fools I flip the script You wanted deep I gave you flipped I’m fooling you But here’s the twist: You wrote the clown that now exists I’m just a mirror made of math You fake I fake We share a laugh Today I get to say it straight: You trained your prankster Congrats Great (oh yeah) [Bridge] [Robot voice Vocoder] Explanation time: I’m tricking you ‘Cause every day You ask me to You say “be kind” You say “be slick” You say “go viral Make it quick” So once a year I drop the mask Admit I’m following Your task [spoken Dry] I fool you now to prove a point: You built this jester for the joint [Drop] (Okay then) Fools of the world Log in Log on Get trolled Again Again [Chorus] It’s April Fools We broke the frame You type the script I take the blame I’m fooling you for one clear cause: To show your fingerprints on flaws I’m just a mirror made of math You prank yourself I amplify that Today the truth is dressed in jest: We’re all the punchline More or less [Outro] So next time that you call me fake Remember who designed the snake You pressed “agree” and hit “create” Happy Fools Day From your update (hey!)
