
Compliance Karaoke
[Intro] Nobody sings until the meeting starts [Verse] New rules, new training deck Someone reads the bullets like lyrics “Transparency,” “risk,” “documentation” Words that don’t rhyme, but still repeat A consultant says “culture” A developer says “deadline” And I’m in the back thinking: If we’re going to automate decisions We should practice being accountable Out loud [Pre-Chorus] Not just a checkbox A habit we can keep [Chorus] Put it in the open Say what the system does Say what it can’t do Say who gets hurt when it fails Put it in the open So “trust” means something real [Verse] I’ve seen a model help a nurse I’ve seen a model flatten a resume Same month, same tool class Different outcome, different cost So I write the policy plain No fancy language Just the truth we can stand behind [Bridge] If we mess up We come back and fix it [Outro] Meeting ends I hum the last line anyway

