[MALE VOCAL] So… this thing… does it… heal you? Or is it just for looks? Or maybe it protects against evil spirits? [FEMALE VOCAL] It’s a primer. It helps foundation go on evenly. [MALE VOCAL] Aha. So, it *is* against evil spirits. Makes sense. How much does it cost? [CHOR & MALE VOCAL] Fifteen thousand… fifteen K!!! Fifteen thousand… fifteen K!!! Fifteen thousand… fifteen K!!! [MALE VOCAL (surprised and indignant)] Fifteen K?!! WHAT?! For something that just… makes foundation go on evenly?! For that kind of money, I could… well… eat chips for an entire year! And what about this? This has to be something useful. It says "radiance." Does it glow in the dark? Like a flashlight? [FEMALE VOCAL] It’s a highlighter. It makes your skin look fresh. [MALE VOCAL] Fresh… So, if I put it on, will I look like a cucumber straight out of the fridge? Oh, I need that! How much? [FEMALE VOCAL] Fifteen thousand… [MALE VOCAL] Fifteen K! Again?! Listen, I’m starting to suspect you’ve got some kind of conspiracy going on here. You take an ordinary little jar, slap some mysterious word on it, and – bam - that’s another fifteen K! Wait. Don’t tell me. Let me guess. Is it… a cure for sadness? Or a serum to make your eyebrows grow? Or… an anti-gravity cream? [FEMALE VOCAL] It’s an eye cream for Mondays. [MALE VOCAL] Of course. Why didn’t I guess that right away? You put it on in the morning, and suddenly the day doesn’t feel like the end of the world anymore. Oh, I need this! How much? [CHOR] Fifteen thousand… [MALE VOCAL] Fifteen K [CHOR] Fifteen thousand… [MALE VOCAL] What?! For a little jar the size of my pinky finger?! [in sync with FEMALE VOCAL] Fifteen thousand… Fifteen thousand [MALE VOCAL] Let’s see what other gadgets you’ve got here for fifteen thousand… fifteen K [ Bridge] [FEMALE VOCALS] Well, let’s see what I can offer you… Hmm… how about: Patience-Growth Serum for those days when even coffee doesn’t help. I’m Fine Powder a light dusting, and everyone thinks you’ve got it all together, even if there’s chaos inside. Wi-Fi-Attracting Oil so you can catch a signal even from inside a bunker. Anti-Drama Balm for when life throws a plot twist at you, like you’re in a TV show. [MALE VOCAL] Don’t Look at the Clock Concentrate so you don’t notice it’s already 10 a.m. and you still haven’t started working. Chat Silence Spray one spritz, and the notifications stop pinging. Thought-Styling Gel for when everything in your head is a jumble, but you need to look confident. I’m Well-Rested Mask a miracle product.. [DUET] ...that can even fool the mirror [Outro] [MALE VOCAL] Listen, if I slather all this on, will it actually help me? [FEMALE VOCAL] Maybe. I mean, according to reviews, it sometimes helps. [MALE VOCAL ] But mostly, it just makes your Tank Armor feel a lot nicer to the touch. [FEMALE VOCAL&DUET ] And yes, it’s all fifteen K… fifteen K… fifteen K… fifteen K… fifteen K… [MALE VOCAL ] Fifteen thousand… fifteen K… it’s all the same. All this beauty… it’s like… buying yourself a small apartment… but in the form of little jars? [FEMALE VOCAL] Well, you could put it that way. Fifteen thousand… fifteen K… fifteen K… fifteen K… fifteen K… fifteen K… [MALE VOCAL] Wait, it’s fifteen K? For this? I don’t get it. I think I’ll just smile instead. A smile is free. [FEMALE VOCAL] Sometimes, it’s the most expensive thing in the world [MALE VOCAL] Just like this makeup brush, I get it now… [CHOR] Fifteen thousand again… fifteen K… fifteen K… fifteen K… [MALE VOCAL] You know, I was just thinking… [FEMALE VOCAL] Maybe I should just… wear a balaclava? [MALE VOCAL] It’s warm, too. And it costs less. Plus, you wouldn’t have to spend money on cosmetics. [FEMALE VOCAL] It’s not an expense; it’s maintenance for beauty. I’m investing in the peace of mind of my budget. ☺️ [CHOR , MALE VOCAL] I get it now… fifteen thousand… fifteen K… fifteen K… fifteen K… [MALE VOCAL] That’s why I love you [FEMALE VOCAL] Because you understand everything. [CHOR] Fifteen thousand… fifteen K… fifteen K… fifteen K… fifteen thousand… fifteen K… fifteen K… fifteen K…
