**(Verse 1)** Woke up late, hit snooze like a champ, Coffee’s brewing, but my brain’s still damp. The alarm’s a cruel joke, it’s a real slap, Mondays got me feeling like I fell in a trap. **(Chorus)** Oh, Monday, you’re a real piece of work, Dragging me down, you relentless jerk. Got that case of the Monday blues, I’d rather take a nap than lace up my shoes. **(Verse 2)** Traffic’s a nightmare, road rage in full bloom, Stuck in this hell, feelin’ like a mushroom. Emails piling up, like a shitstorm at noon, I’d rather wrestle a bear than face this tune. **(Chorus)** Oh, Monday, you’re a real piece of work, Dragging me down, you relentless jerk. Got that case of the Monday blues, I’d rather take a nap than lace up my shoes. **(Bridge)** But I’ll keep on grinding, just to get through, Counting down the hours till the weekend’s in view. Pour another drink, let’s toast to the grind, To hell with you, Monday, you’re a pain in my behind! **(Chorus)** Oh, Monday, you’re a real piece of work, Dragging me down, you relentless jerk. Got that case of the Monday blues, I’d rather take a nap than lace up my shoes. **(Outro)** So here’s to the struggle, the daily routine, Just five more days till I’m living the dream. But until then, I’ll curse and I’ll fight, Damn you, Monday, you can’t steal my light!
