[Intro - Jangly guitar riff, handclaps] [Verse 1 - Cheeky, upbeat vocal] Had a 3D printer cheap as dirt Every other print would come out hurt Warping corners, stringy mess Nozzle clogged - the usual stress Spaghetti monster on the bed Ripped it off and shook my head Three AM I'd hit retract Fingers crossed it wouldn't crack [Pre-Chorus - Call and response] But now I've got a brand new toy (Brand new toy!) Auto-level, sensor joy (Sensor joy!) Direct drive and silent stepper Living life a whole lot better [Chorus - Full band, bright harmonies] Layer by layer, line by line Every print's a hit, every print divine Layer by layer, watch it stack "Honey, this thing's gonna pay us back!" (Yeah yeah yeah!) [Verse 2 - Cheeky, upbeat vocal] Kids want fidgets, anything goes Dragon, octopus, dinosaur toes Every color, every size Print queues running through sunrise Down the basement, CAD till four Ten-inch rack - my latest score Keystone cutouts, snap-in tight Patch panel cloned to my delight [Pre-Chorus - Call and response] First print clicks right into place (Into place!) That little win lights up my face (Lights up my face!) [Chorus - Full band, bright harmonies] Layer by layer, line by line Every print's a hit, every print divine Layer by layer, watch it stack "Honey, this thing's gonna pay us back!" (Yeah yeah yeah!) [Bridge - Stripped back, tambourine only] "Justify the cost," she said "Sweetheart, look at what I've made! Monitor mount, a phone case grip Bracket for the bathroom drip Adapters they don't sell in stores Hooks I bolted to the doors Twenty bucks each at the mall But I print 'em for cents - that's all!" [Chorus - Full band, big finish] Layer by layer, line by line Every print's a hit, every print divine Layer by layer, watch it stack Honey, guess what? It's PAYING us back! (Yeah yeah yeah!) [Outro - Jangly guitar fade] Bed cools down, the part flies free Next file loaded - just watch me Layer... by... layer... (Yeah... yeah... yeah...)
