[Spooky Spoken Intro] It was a dreadful Halloween night! The neighborhood was quite a sight! They celebrated darkness and dread... I cleaned my fridge instead! [Verse 1] Witches shrieked and goblins groaned, Skeletons rattled every bone! They danced with death and called it fun, But I had chores that must be done! [Chorus] It's the TERROR BY NIGHT! But I'm doing all right! I'm abiding in the shadow Of the Almighty's might! Let the zombies roam! Let the witches screech! I've got laundry in the dryer, And a bathroom full of BLEACH! [Verse 2] Washed the dishes, scrubbed the tub, Gave that toilet bowl a scrub! Prepped my meals and swept the floor, While ghouls came knocking at my door! They're posting selfies with the dead, I'm writing parodies instead! Ephesians five says, "Have no fellowship!" So count me OUT of their spooky trip! [Spoken Bridge] "Terror by night?" NOT AFRAID! "Pestilence in darkness?" NOT DISMAYED! "Destruction at noonday?" [Music stops] I'M CLEANING MY TOILET! [Final Chorus] It's the TERROR BY NIGHT! But I'm doing all right! His truth shall be my shield and buckler, I'm staying home tonight! No necromancy! No worship of the dead! Just Psalm ninety-one Running through my head! [Spoken Outro] Clean dishes. Folded laundry. Meals prepared. Three posts scheduled. "He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in him will I trust." PSALM NINETY-ONE! [Thunderclap] NOW GET OFF MY PORCH!
