[Verse 1] Hey Facebook friends Some of you got to share your secrets, oh yes please do I'm jealous, envious, but not bitter I'm so glad for you, but I'm no quitter Tell me, do you pray so a bunch of new friends Appear every day, well you say it depends It's not that I wish to grow my friends list I'm just a little fish, I just want to be kissed [Chorus] But how do you do it? But how do you do it? [Verse 2] How do you remember all these names All these cute pictures, there, pops another face So many walls to climb, so many games Do you actually know all of them in the first place Where can I get a dowsing rod for friends I thought I saw a banner ad, on the right I'll click on any link, I'll go to any ends Gangster farmer, I am game outright [Chorus] But how do you do it? (Do do do do) But how do you do it? (Do do do do) But how do you do it? (Do do do do) But how do you do it? [Verse 3] Tell me, do you stand at the corner in the street As big bird, a big bear, pumpkin, pretending You know those guys with those signs all day on their feet Get an oil change, no waiting Maybe I should try standing out there Holding this sign while drumming by snare Be my Facebook friend, guaranteed no waiting I'm sure it's not a trend, I feel like loving [Chorus] But how do you do it? (Do do do do) But how do you do it? (Do do do do) But how do you do it? (Do do do do) But how do you do it? [Verse 4] Maybe just an ad on Craigslist will do it I want lots of friends, don't wanna be a lone beast I gotta gotta gotta Igotta make it I will go north, south, west or east I gotta gotta gotta Igotta make it I will go north, south, west or east [Chorus] But how do you do it? (Do do do do) But how do you do it? (Do do do do) But how do you do it? (Do do do do) But how do you do it?
