[Intro] Yeah... We needed a clock. One fuckin' clock. Had a whole plan and everything. ...then every cunt wanted to fuckin' come. [Verse 1] Called a little meeting, had a simple little score Joe makes a scene, Jimmy slips through the door Then Rissa wanna come, now Crag wanna ride Theo hears she's goin' — fuck, pile everybody inside Half the fuckin' colony got something to say "Don't hurt nobody!" — then get the fuck out the way Jim needs his gear, man, the boy came to steal We said HEIST, motherfucker — you knew the fuckin' deal Roll up to the shop and the damn thing's open Jimmy goes inside while we're outside smokin' Checks himself out in mirror, pockets some little toy cat Then calling us for backup — the fuck's he doin' in there?! [Verse 2] Sword through the handles, got 'em locked in the back Sunan starts kickin', now the whole plan's cracked Crag comes stormin', takes Jimmy's blade Lets everybody out — there goes the fuckin' raid Calls us degenerates — man, I fuckin' saw red Sunan went silent, not a damn word said Jimmy thinks he failed at the one thing he knows Whole ride goes quiet and the anger just grows [Breakdown] Degenerates?! Motherfucker... YOU KNEW WHAT THIS WAS! WE SAID HEIST! YOU FUCKIN' CAME! D-degen— De-degen— ... FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Chorus] Been caught stealin' Yeah, we took that shit Been caught stealin' And we don't regret it Got that motherfuckin' clock! (CLOCK!) Yeah, we settled that score! (SCORE!) Call us fuckin' degenerates— WE'RE GOIN' BACK FOR MORE! [Verse 3] Sittin' outside Hank's while the squares eat lunch Sunan ain't talkin', I'm pissed as fuck Look at my boy — man, he already knew Fuck all these people, we'll do it with two Turned us invisible, nearly burnt myself out Joe hit the shop and started screamin' about Meeko chasin' after him, gnome swingin' a broom I'm laughin' too hard to steal shit from the room Sunan grabs the clock — GO, GO, GO! Jump in the wagon, hit the fuckin' road Got what we came for, settled that score— "...Man..." "We shoulda took that rocking chair." [Chorus] Been caught stealin' Yeah, we took that shit Been caught stealin' And we don't regret it Got that motherfuckin' clock! (CLOCK!) Yeah, we settled that score! (SCORE!) Call us fuckin' degenerates— WE'RE GOIN' BACK FOR MORE! [Verse 4] Clock in the wagon, thought the job was done Eight real bandits — Jimmy says, "We could jump 'em." For once all the squares say, "Yeah, that's fair" Hit 'em from behind before they know we're there Haste on Jimmy, boys tear through the line I'm makin' fuckin' sirens, havin' a great time Then Jimmy takes the hit— NINETY-FUCKIN'-NINE. Right hand dead, rapier hit the ground No more fuckin' laughing when I saw my boy go down Ruthless Hand out — Ice Cube crushed the rest Four horses, new wagon — who the fuck got blessed? [Final Chorus] Been caught stealin' Yeah, we took that shit Been caught stealin' And we don't regret it Got that motherfuckin' clock! (CLOCK!) Got a motherfuckin' wagon! (WAGON!) Four motherfuckin' horses! (FOUR!) WHO THE FUCK IS LAUGHIN' NOW?! Been caught stealin' Yeah, we settled that score Call us fuckin' degenerates— WE CAME BACK WITH MORE! [Outro] Roll back to church, let the airhorn blow New wagon, four horses, clock on show Sunan throws the bird straight up at CC Joe sees that shit — throws one up with glee I'm laughin' so hard, got tears in my eyes Can't fuckin' breathe— HAHAHAHAHA— Other than Jimmy gettin' his head caved in... Pretty productive fuckin' day.
