[Intro – spoken] Okay… I’ve been patient. I’ve been very open-minded. But seriously… Where the hell is Mr. Right? ¿Dónde está? ¿Dónde está? [Verse 1] Mr. Player — played himself Mr. Cheapo — keep your wealth Mr. Lazy — loves my couch Mr. Angry — walk it out Mr. Know-It-All — never wrong Mr. User — moving on Mr. Breadcrumb — little bites Baby… I came for the whole damn slice. [Pre-Chorus] Red flags Every size Pretty words And alibis I’ve learned my lesson Seen the light— So tell me… [Chorus] Where the hell is Mr. Right? (¿Dónde está? ¿Dónde está?) I’ve met every Mr. Wrong in sight Mr. Breadcrumb — bye-bye Mr. Married — nice try Mr. Ghost disappeared In the middle of the night Where the hell is Mr. Right? (¿Dónde está? ¿Dónde está?) Just show up Be kind Make me laugh Treat me right Is that really Too much to ask tonight? [Drop] Mr. Wrong — NEXT! Mr. Wrong — NEXT! ¿Dónde está? ¿Dónde está? [Verse 2] Mr. Mama’s Boy — call your mom Mr. Control Freak — moving on Mr. Stalker — way too near Mr. Ghost — already disappeared Mr. “Not Ready” — that’s okay Mr. “It’s Complicated” — go away Mr. “Good Morning, Beautiful”… Sent to five girls yesterday. [Backing vocals] ¡Ay, no! [Chorus] Where the hell is Mr. Right? (¿Dónde está? ¿Dónde está?) I’ve met every Mr. Wrong in sight Mr. Maybe — goodbye Mr. Almost — nice try Mr. “I’ll Call You”… Yeah, right. Where the hell is Mr. Right? (¿Dónde está? ¿Dónde está?) Just show up Be kind Make me laugh Treat me right Is that really Too much to ask tonight? [Bridge – percussion breakdown] Maybe he’s dancing Somewhere tonight Maybe the universe Is taking its time I’m not chasing I’m doing just fine… But seriously— [BUILD] Where the hell is Mr. Right? [FINAL DROP] Mr. Player — NEXT! Mr. Ghost — NEXT! Mr. Breadcrumb — NEXT! Control freak — NEXT! ¿Dónde está? ¿Dónde está? ¿Dónde está mi Mr. Right? [Outro – spoken] Applications are open. References required.
