[Intro] Okay… Why won’t it go in..? It’s just a USB... [Verse 1] Light flickering at 2 a.m Eyes gone square from the screen again Tiny port in a plastic storm Shaky hands try to line it up Come on! [Verse 1 continues:] Left side, right side, upside down Turn it once, turn it back around I’m staring like the screen knows my pain Like this tiny thing is running a campaign (Wooo!) [Pre-Chorus] Three flips, four flips, five flips, six I’m doing acrobatics with electronics Every try just makes me twitch I swear this thing is laughing at me [Chorus] ORIENTATION ERROR Why is this so hard today? I just want to plug it in—can someone show me the way? ORIENTATION ERROR Why’s this taking all night long? I’m yelling at a piece of metal Like it understands my tone (hey! hey!) [Post-Chorus] Okay, seriously… Is it upside down? No, that was last time. Ugh. Just fit! [Verse 2] Start to overthink Did they move the slot while I blinked? Check the logo Check it again Google it like I'm losing my mind My friend Flip once– “Not it” Flip twice– “Forgot it” [Pre-Chorus] Three flips, four flips, five flips, six My patience running thinner than this USB stick Do I give up? Or try once more? This tiny piece is making me sore [Chorus] ORIENTATION ERROR Every side feels so wrong How many times can I flip this thing Before I snap it like a fork? ORIENTATION ERROR Why’s this taking all night long I’m bargaining with cheep electronics Like it holds my fragile hope (woah) [Bridge] Okay… slow down. Think– There are two sides. I’ve tried both sides. So why— …why is it still wrong? [Build] Flip once– Flip twice– Flip three times– Flip four, five, six Maybe this time it will click... Maybe this time it will stick… [Final Chorus] ORIENTATION ERROR— —WAIT! Did it just— … IT WENT IN! WOOOOOO!!! [Final Verse] Left side, right side, upside down I turned it once, turned it back around All the flips and the tricks were worth it, now I see This tiny victory belongs to me [Outro] …first try. I did it.
