I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all outta gum. These alien bastards have ruined my day They ain't gonna like what I have to say Gonna take 'em out one by one I'll shoot 'em in the back if they try to run They think they're hot shit Comin' here to conquer this world If they think I'm gonna take it They're nuttier than a damn squirrel Well, they came down slick, acting brave and fast Now the parking lot's full of dead alien ass I don't need a speech, I don't need a fast car Just a boot on the floor and a good cigar If they want a war, I brought one too Every last thing here says they're through Shake it baby They picked the wrong planet Our women are the last thing They should’ve put their hands on I’m payback in boots I’m trouble in sunglasses When they come for this place I'm gonna kick their asses Yeah, I’m here to even the score Gonna make it hurt Gonna rip their balls off And stomp 'em on the floor COME GET SOME Well I've chased 'em thru the theater Killed 'em at the burger joint Even stomped 'em down at the post office And they still don't get the point Sooner or later they're gonna learn Come dickin' 'round here And you're sure to burn Look at 'em burn Groovy Hail to the king baby They picked the wrong planet Our women are the last thing They should’ve put their hands on I’m payback in boots I’m trouble in shades When they come for this place I'm gonna kick their ass in spades Yeah, I’m here to even the score Gonna make it hurt I'm the one with balls of steel On their forehead, they'll learn how they feel [Outro] I'm a one man force Shotgun in hand Aliens keep messin' 'round And their corpse will turn to sand
