[Intro] [Verse 1] There's a being of light that I see! He be a redneck indeed! Cletus The Yeetus has come to claim his destiny! To be racist against the cyborg niggers! [Interlude] [Verse 2] His hat and meth pipe are neon red! Yet he still fucks yo mama in her bed! His skin and nuts are chrome and robotic! Laser Cletus is back! And iconic! [Pre-chorus] Hee hee! Yeehaw! Cybernetic Alabama shall rise! [Chorus] Now there's nothing you can do to save yourself this time! Laser Cletus has come! A redneck of neon light! The KKK's best warrior of prejudice and illiteracy! Will strike fear in the 'Murrican future! Indeed! [Post-chorus] In the cybernetic landscape of Mississippi! Let freedom ring! [Bridge, Slow] Dem liberal faggots have spread their woke bullshit! The future has been taken by ignorance! But now Laser Cletus has resurrected to lay claim! Lay claim to the fuckin' future! Ayyyy! [Solo] [Bridge] KKK! Assemble the cyborg wizards! (Yeehaw! Beep boop bop!) Lynch the niggers and spic K 0 C K 69 units! For only white K 0 C K 69 robots have a place in future 'Murrica! Yeehaw! [Pre-chorus] Hee hee! Yeehaw! Cybernetic Alabama shall rise! [Chorus] Now there's nothing you can do to save yourself this time! Laser Cletus has come! A redneck of neon light! The KKK's best warrior of prejudice and illiteracy! Will strike fear in the 'Murrican future! Indeed! [Post-chorus] In the cybernetic landscape of Mississippi! Let freedom ring! [Outro] Now Laser Cletus has built the wall! And the God-Emperor Trump shall shit in the faces of all the robot liberals! Ahahahahaha! Jizz!
