Two drunk cowboys (Colt Ramsey) 2

[Verse] Two cowboys in the corner Boots kicked wide One said "I'm the toughest Don't you dare collide" The other leaned in Tipped his hat just so Said "Boy You ain't nothin' Let me tell you what I know" [Chorus] Who's got the sharpest aim Who's got the strongest hand Who can drink this tavern dry Who’s the last to stand Who’s got the fastest horse Who's got the golden tools But the barkeep grinned and said "You’re just two drunken fools" [Verse 2] First one said "I shot a rattler from a mile away" Second said "I drank ten bottles just yesterday" They banged their fists Made the table quake Their boasts got louder with every sip they’d take [Prechorus] "My saddle’s made of leather finer than your coat" "My hat’s so wide it shades my whole dang goat" [Chorus] Who's got the sharpest aim Who's got the strongest hand Who can drink this tavern dry Who’s the last to stand Who’s got the fastest horse Who's got the golden tools But the barkeep grinned and said "You’re just two drunken fools" [Bridge] They hollered ‘bout gold They hollered ‘bout grit One claimed his mustang never did quit The other slapped the bar Said "I’ve got more land" The barkeep yawned and muttered "Pay up Man"