(VERSE 1) Kevin asked me to his party, But Cass is sitting on his knee. Wondering what’s wrong with him, I’m in the kitchen drinking punch. (CHORUS) I’m kicking Lazy Susan, She’s turning round, round, round an’ round. My head’s twirling ’bout, ’bout, ’bout an’ about, This punch need a bit o’ kick. (VERSE 2) Cass, get off his knee, it ain’t fair Take the snack an’ taste the smack Take this kinda revolution Hey DJ, yeah, hit the floor! (CHORUS) I’m kicking Lazy Susan, She’s turning round, round, round an’ round. My head’s twirling ’bout, ’bout, ’bout an’ about, This punch need a bit o’ kick. (VERSE 3) Pies and fries and chicken wings, Chips, cheese, wings, whatever you want. Round and round, the table spins, Hey DJ, yeah, one more time! (CHORUS) I’m kicking Lazy Susan, She’s turning round, round, round an’ round. My head’s twirling ’bout, ’bout, ’bout an’ about, This punch need a bit o’ kick. (INTERLUDE — QUIET) Suddenly, the house goes quiet. Kevin? Cass? Where’d they go? Then I hear her voice upstairs— Damn it! Hey DJ! Turn the music up! (CHORUS — REPRISE) I’m kicking Lazy Susan, She’s turning round, round, round an’ round. My head’s twirling ’bout, ’bout, ’bout an’ about, This punch need a bit o’ kick.
