[Verse] You got me climbing up the wall Can't stand it when those cats call I'm tired of cleaning up their mess Always shedding on my best dress [Verse 2] You say they’re your kids it's true But I didn't say "I do" to the crew They're in the bed when I come home Shedding fur on the velvet throne [Chorus] It's me or the cats girl you choose I’m tired of your kitty blues We’re at war what can I say In this feline battleground we stray [Verse 3] Every night it's the same old fight Them meowing till the morning light You feed them first I'm left behind Guess I lost my place in line [Bridge] They scratch the couch They shred the chairs Got paw prints everywhere You can pet them all day long But this is where I belong [Chorus] It's me or the cats girl you choose I’m tired of your kitty blues We’re at war what can I say In this feline battleground we stray
