[Emergency Alert System Test] EMERGENCY ALERT, EMERGENCY ALERT. THIS IS NOT A TEST. Mass disappearances are being reported on a nationwide scale. Men, women, and children of all ages are, just...gone. [Instrumental Bridge] [Verse 1] Oops, Think I took too many. No worries! I'll bring them back in a hurry. Well, some of them anyways. Can't all be winners, it's time to play a game. How many can I take? Before the coppers are awake. Sleep little piggies sleep, Sweet dreams and doughnut creams. As I slowly sweep the streets, of the people you "protected". Ha! Neglected. THEY'RE MINE NOW! Can't have Em'. Finders keepers, losers weepers. Movin' with the grace of, Jeepers Creepers. BOO! Ha-ha-HA! Come find me, come try me. Catch me if you can, Copper man. I'll be waiting for you. [Instrumental Pre-Chorus] [Chorus] Well well well Welcome, to the Green Room, (Green Room). Not a dream room, (Mean Room), Time to scream room, (Scream Doom). Well well well Welcome, to the Green Room, (Green Room!). "Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here." Ha HA HAAAAA! [Changing Late-Night Television Channels] [Instrumental Bridge] [Verse 2] DON'T you CHANGE the ChanNELS oN mE! I'M, NOT, DONE... yet. Tee hee, too much fun to be make had. Would it make you feel better, if I put upon a fake sad? Awe, I'm sowwy wittle boo boo. Daddy never taught you stranger danger, and now I have to hurt you. GRAH! (AAAAHH!). Just kidding, the kids are safe with me now. I'll teach them to protect themselves, somehow. And, Since you failed to STOP ME, so FAR. Looks like I get to steal more, ooo, yay! On par for the par four, Hole eighteen, and Newboy's ON THE GREEN. Dig baby, dig baby, Bite Bite Bite... BITE! BITE ALREADY! (Ewwww). AND HE MISSES BY A FOREHEAD! "Sorry Darrell, but you had that one coming." [Instrumental Pre-Chorus] [Chorus] Well well well Welcome, to the Green Room, (Green Room). Not a dream room, (Mean Room), Time to scream room, (Scream Doom). Well well well Welcome, to the Green Room, (Green Room!). "May God Have Mercy Upon Your Souls." Ha HA HAAAAA! [Instrumental Bridge] [Emergency Alert System Test] EMERGENCY ALERT, EMERGENCY ALERT. THIS IS NOT A TEST. "Everyone is gone now. I'm the only one left at the studio. I can't see anyone outside EITHER. WHAT'S GOING ON! THEY WERE JUST HERE!" "Do whatever you can to save yourselves. Judgment Day has COME." [Instrumental Bridge] [Instrumental Pre-Chorus] [Chorus] Well well well Welcome, to the Green Room, (Green Room). Not a dream room, (Mean Room), Time to scream room, (Scream Doom). Well well well Welcome, to the Green Room, (Green Room!). Not a dream room, (Mean Room), Time to scream room, (Scream Doom). Well well well Welcome, to the Green Room, (Green Room!). [Outro] "Too late copper lady, they're all mine now." Ha HA HAAAA! [End Song]
