[INTRO — PHONE VIBRATING ON A TABLE] [automated voice] Incoming call— [CALL DECLINED] Not tonight [BRIGHT SYNTH RIFF] [VERSE 1 — RHYTHMIC TENOR] Six missed calls Same little number Might be important But I gotta wonder Why you need me Saturday night? Whatever went wrong Can go wrong till daylight Phone face-down Drink in my hand Bassline louder than whatever you planned Sent me “urgent” Then sent it again If the building still standing We can talk at ten— Monday Not ten tonight Don't get confused I gave that job All week to use Every last email Every good shirt Now I'm somewhere They don't know that word [PRE-CHORUS — FALSETTO LIFT] Airplane mode But I'm still on Earth Somebody tell them What the weekend is worth If it ain't about dancing Don't send it my way You can write it all down— [CHORUS — BIG DANCE-POP HOOK] Do not call Monday I won't pick up anyway Do not call Monday Let it ring till Tuesday Tonight got plans Tomorrow does too If you need something done Find somebody new Do not call Monday Don't ruin my weekend Leave it at the tone I won't hear it beepin' Do not call Monday I'm already gone Friday turned the work phone off And the good time on [POST-CHORUS — CHOPPED HARMONIES] Off On Work phone off Good time on Off On Don't call Let it ring all night long [VERSE 2 — FUNKY SUNG-RAP] Friend said “Think that's your boss” I said “Then why you reading my screen?” She flipped the phone over Slid it down the bar Said, “There Now it can't be seen” Good looking out That's teamwork Better than the kind That I do at work DJ changed songs Whole floor moved Now I'm too busy For a follow-up too One hand up One on the rail Somebody sent another paragraph email Saw the first line “Hope this finds you well” It found me dancing So I guess it did Battery low That's nature helping One percent left No charger begging She said, “You can use mine” I said, “Keep that cord” Let the thing die I don't need it anymore [PRE-CHORUS] Airplane mode But I'm still on Earth Somebody tell them What the weekend is worth If it ain't about dancing Don't send it my way You can write it all down— [CHORUS] Do not call Monday I won't pick up anyway Do not call Monday Let it ring till Tuesday Tonight got plans Tomorrow does too If you need something done Find somebody new Do not call Monday Don't ruin my weekend Leave it at the tone I won't hear it beepin' Do not call Monday I'm already gone Friday turned the work phone off And the good time on [BEAT BREAK — SYNTH BASS AND HANDCLAPS] [VOICEMAIL SYSTEM] Please leave a message after the— [BEEP] [BRIDGE — SPOKEN-SUNG] Hey I got your call Actually I got all nine I'm currently unavailable Emotionally Professionally And rhythmically occupied If this is an emergency— [PAUSE] Still Monday [GLITCHED SYNTH BUILD] [DANCE BREAK — DRUMS MUTATE] Off On Left Right Phone Gone Dance All night Off On No reply Put that screen down You'll survive [FINAL CHORUS — KEY CHANGE, STACKED VOCALS] Do not call Monday I won't pick up anyway Do not call Monday Let it ring till Tuesday Tonight got plans Tomorrow does too If you need something done Find somebody new Do not call Monday The whole room singing Phone finally died But the night still ringing Do not call Monday I'm already gone Friday turned the work phone off And the good time on [FINAL POST-CHORUS] Off On Work phone off Good time on Off On Don't call Let it ring all night long [OUTRO — PHONE POWERS DOWN] [softly] Perfect
