Nineteen ninety-nine on my TV at night Some expert in a suit terror blazing in his sight The end of the millennium Planes falling from the sky No banks no power everybody’s gonna die I bought water and tuna batteries by the ton January first arrived and nothing had begun Sitting on a stool I yelled I’m still alive you see I let them fool me blind what a clown I must be They say the world is ending the final curtain call And no one ever says they’re sorry after scaring us all They earn clicks they sell panic making profit from fear And all those cans I bought keep piling up in here Then came the Mayan story two-thousand-twelve revealed A TV guru shouting The prophecy’s unsealed Run to the mountains Buy bunkers if you can The world is ending soon there is no backup plan I sold my little business on the twenty-first in dread The twenty-second came my savings gone I bled Hiding in a hole I whispered to the ants near me Believe it or not I once lived quite freely They say the world is ending the final curtain call And no one ever says they’re sorry after scaring us all They earn clicks they sell panic making profit from fear And all those cans I bought keep piling up in here Then came the Large Collider the rumors out of hand A black hole’s gonna swallow every car and man My neighbors hid their vehicles locked tight behind their doors So gravity's monster wouldn’t drag them through the floors The collider still is humming the world’s still hanging on And I’m just disappointed that the hype wasn’t gone A comet full of poison they swore it spelled our doom I bought masks by the dozens wasted cash across the room Remember the Ice Age scare We all prepared for snow I bought a hundred jackets still waiting for it though And Planet X was coming directly on its course Too secret to be spotted they claimed with solemn force The papers swore it’s real announcing Earth’s demise So I filled my home with food in yet another panic-buy When the next world-ending headline hits the news I’ll grab my shades my jetpack and a pair of dancing shoes No fear will touch my Christmas lights or New Year cheer And if Doomsday crashes in tacos beer and confetti are welcome here 🎉💥 Bells are jingling brass is swinging high Synths sparkle like fireworks in the sky We toast to joy we toast to fun With every heartbeat the celebrations run So if the world ends we’ll laugh and spin No fear can stop our holiday grin ENRIQUE says with cheer loud and clear Feliz Navidad Happy New Year SUNO AI brings magic and let’s all cheer Tacos beer confetti joy is here 🎄🥳🎶
