"How many of you fuckers ever have a fuckin' One Night Stand?!" "Ha! It's Tinúviel's Last Lament! Yi-haaaaaa!" [Verse, ragged shrieking female HYENA vocals] Beneath the leaves of fuckin' Lórien you sang alone A voice born in twilight, a soul carved in stone But far from the starlight and moon-silvered trees You followed my scent on the rust-ridden breeze Yip yip yihaaaaaahh!!!! [Verse] I sat in my dive bar where the floor's stuck with gin Old neon burned through the smoke and the din The jukebox was fucked up, the fuckin' whiskey was cheap And there, I first saw ya—Elvish sweet meat. [Chorus, intense ragged shrieking female HYENA vocals] You would have cast away Valinor's peace Given the light of Telperion’s trees We'd fuckin' sing the Doom of Mandos anew And the world would burn if I fuckin' walked it with you!!!! [Verse, ragged shrieking female HYENA vocals] You fuckin' walked with Beren through fire and night You fuckin' faced the Dark Lord, you fuckin' stole the light You, who once danced where no mortal may tread Got lost in my stink and the scuzz of my bed!!! [Verse] We shattered the mirror between soul and skin I bit down on your lip and your fuckin' world caved in We fucked like a fire that refused to go cold And you clung to the ashes like fuckin' relics of old!! Aaaaah! [Chorus, explosive ragged shrieking female HYENA vocals] We'd fuckin' tear the stars from Varda’s skies You'd fall from your grace in the spots of my thighs You fuckin' silenced the Valar’s decree Just for another sniff of my pee. [Bridge – Elvish Quenya lament, shrieking female hyena vocals] Nai elenath nurruvalyë, fuckin' Scuzzy nárelya!! Scuzzy melmë nís, nai quétë lómillo!! Nai elenya auta, ar Scuzzy úvëa Scuzzy, ná sinta… Scuzzy, fuckin' ná sinta!! "That was fuckin' Elvish!!" "Don't fuckin' ask me what it fuckin' means! Yi-ha haaaaaa!" [Final Chorus, climactic apocalyptic with ragged shrieking female HYENA vocals] You fuckin' gave up the Song of the Ainur The White Flame of Eru, the long Elven shore Forsaken the Sea and the fuckin' West Wind Just to be my fuckin' two dollar whore. But I don't need that shit, I fuckin' sleep in the grime A one night stand, and I ain't got the time Fuckin' blaze like a comet, no cold Elvish dawn, And that silmaril you gave me, Fuckin' already pawned. [Outro, wild feminine fuckin' hyena voice] "Tinúviel is fuckin' silent... now! And lemme tell you, not even the fuckin' stars would answer her calls." Yi-hahahaaaaaaaa!
