[Intro] (Cheerful acoustic guitar melody starts, followed by a steady "thump-tap" percussion beat) [Verse 1] I’m walking through the park, the sun is getting low Fully charged, my signal is strong, it’s time for Pokémon GO. But I don’t just catch 'em, no, that’s not my style I’ve got a naming convention to make any coder smile. Is it tiny or extra large? Alolan or from Galar? If it isn’t perfect, it isn’t going far! [Chorus] Oh, I’m slipping it—the berry, I’m locking the ring I’m waiting for the attack and the snap-back fling! Twelve little characters, that’s all I use To keep my Pikachu army sorted and easy to use. From the hundos to the nundos and the ones that glow gold I’m the most organized trainer for the professor to behold! [Verse 2] I’m taking down this gym, leave a Snorlax in my wake Then I spot Team Rocket—there’s a shadow at stake. I’m battling Sierra, she’s tough and she’s fast But I’ll save my shields 'til her Hoppip is past. Another Dynamax, many a power spot Now where is Giovanni, I've an incursion to stop. I’ll drop his Persian, then it's Thundurus's turn I’ve got the Super Radar for the shadow bird to earn! [Bridge] [Drum fill] Then I open my Today just to see my daily streak Check my gym motivation—man, that Blissey’s looking weak! I’ll use the "Gift Skip" trick because I’ve got no time to waste I’ve got ninety-nine more Pokémon in my stack to face! [Chorus] Oh, I’m slipping it—the berry, I’m locking the ring I’m waiting for the attack and the snap-back fling! Twelve little characters, that’s all I use To keep my Pikachu army sorted and easy to use. From the hundos to the nundos and the ones that glow gold I’m the most organized trainer for the professor to behold! [Outro] [Slower, more emphasis] Excellent throws for that extra XP Drop an egg and a star piece, just wait and see The dust and the levels, they’re starting to cascade At the end of the day, it’s finally time to trade! [Chorus] Oh, I’m slipping it—the berry, I’m locking the ring I’m waiting for the attack and the snap-back fling! Twelve little characters, that’s all I use To keep my Pikachu army sorted and easy to use. From the hundos to the nundos and the ones that glow gold I’m the most organized trainer for the professor to behold [Fade Out] [Spoken rhythmically with light percussion] Torchic... Meowth... Gimmighoul... Horsea... Galarian Ponyta... Alolan Raichu... Lucinda... Blaziken... Hoppip... Sizzlipede... Fuecoco... [Final woodblock tap] [End]
