Have you ever lost your car at Handforth Dean?- Tara Turner sings Tudor by GM Jon

Have you ever lost your car at Handforth Dean? It’s the biggest parking place I’ve ever seen. It’s bigger than a fair field It’ bigger than an airfield Or Disneyland - another place I’ve been It’s the place to buy your handbags and your coats Accessories for bicycles or boats Buy your favourite brand of headwear You can even get a shed there! In Marks and Spencer Tesco, Boots, or JD Sports But remember this one thing before you go Or give yourself considerable woe If there’s something to be scared by It’s the giant car park that’s shared by Marks and Spencer, Tesco, Boots, and JD Sports Listen now to fully certified reports For this is what the evidence denotes Even with your best endeavour You can disappear for ever In Marks and Spencer, Tesco, Boots, and JD Sports They say their cries die slowly in their throats This is more than fairy tales or anecdotes I’ve seen gangs of deep sea divers In search of missing drivers From Marks and Spencer, Tesco, Boots, and JD Sports. There’s a prayer room for the missing in each store With instructions how to get there on the floor You can pray for a discovery And a subsequent recovery At Marks and Spencer, Tesco, Boots, and JD Sports If you ever get to visit Handforth Dean You’ll find it spick and span and very clean But which will get your notes And the most consumer votes At Marks and Spencer, Tesco, Boots, and JD Sports?