DARE! Hit And Fun! DUI Time! [Feat. Trash Waifu]

[Intro: vocals start immediately, 1 bar] Gas? Full. Snack? In a Bowl. Glass? Half full? How drunk am I? [Silence, comedic pause] Yes. [Verse 1] Grannies on the road? too many! Shut it It's just a lil crime C'mon it's fine Hit and Fun It's Dee You Eye time! Let's roll! [Chorus] Dare! D! Don't do drugs! A! Actively help the homeless you fukks! R! Raccoon! That's me! The hit and fun kind! E! Hold my jack mack It's dee you eye time! [Verse 2] one two three Three grannies flattened in the road One escaped into a tree Four Five six one on the hood still! Freakin sick! Seven eight nine Ran out of jack Cracked a bottle of wine Dee you eye Time! Ten eleven twelve thirteen! Unlucky for you grans! Blinded by my high beams [Chorus] Dare! D! Don't do drugs! A! Actively help the homeless you fukks! R! Raccoon! That's me! The hit and fun kind! E! Hold my jack mack It's dee you eye time! [Verse 3] fourteen fifteen sixteen Seventy five in a school zone and only clipped a few youth Shut up you! I'm tired of hearing you scream! Seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty That's dumb as hell! Twenty is not plenty I can do more Thirty will be my high score! [Chorus] Dare! D! Don't do drugs! A! Actively help the homeless you fukks! R! Raccoon! That's me! The hit and fun kind! E! Hold my jack mack It's dee you eye time! [Verse 4] twenty what? [silence] i forgot lets just say sixteen for now We can make up the difference it'l be alright We hittin up the senior center on bingo night! Passengers screamin High beams beamin Bingo night barely alive The nurses won't miss em Full throttle halfway through my seventh bottle It's Dee You Eye Time Hit and fun It's a Drive- in hun we going through the front! [Chorus] Dare! D! Don't do drugs! A! Actively help the homeless you fukks! R! Raccoon! That's me! The hit and fun kind! E! Hold my jack mack It's dee you eye time! [Verse 5] In the door! Pop open another bottle A toast! one more! Granny lucky tonight Bingo! one yells! "WHAM!" Seventeen! Bingo I yell! Not lucky enough Oh well. The crowd tries to run slow as mallasses I'm burnin rubber on wrinkled old asses! eighteen nineteen twenty Eleventy two threedy teen Lost count gettin tired Wanted thirty but no doubt got more [Chorus] Dare! D! Don't do drugs! A! Actively help the homeless you fukks! R! Raccoon! That's me! The hit and fun kind! E! Hold my jack mack It's dee you eye time! [Final Chorus] Hoh bohs in the car, Grannies on the run Hit and fun Doin good hun, Sauced up Feelin fine It's Dee You Eye Time [Silence]