[Verse 1] The first show goes live in October 2007. John is physically and mentally distant, broadcasting intercontinentally, and deeply skeptical of the no sponsors business modelAnother week, another headline, Adam, wait a minute, please./You call this 'Deconstructing,' I call it 'Global Cheese.' Chorus [Both, overlapping]: [Adam]: *We're the Crackpot and the Buzzkill, spinning up the facts./[John]: It's just a hobby, son, it won't pay any tax. [Adam]: We don't need their money, we're building it from the floor! [John]: Wait 'til the bandwidth bill comes knocking at the door. *We're the Crackpot and the Buzzkill, spinning up the facts. [Build] [Bridge] We don't need their money, we're building it from the floor! [syncopated metal taps on marble floor] [Outro:] Wait 'til the bandwidth bill comes knocking at the door. We're the Crackpot and the Buzzkill, spinning up the facts. We don't need their money, we're building it from the floor!
