[Intro: Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, in the left corner, wearing boots and a big old hat In the right corner, dressed in black and loud as that Let the battle begin [Verse 1: Country] Well howdy there, sunshine, you look mighty grim Did your mama dress you in the dark again, Tim I got a banjo, a pickup and a dog named Lou And all you got is noise and a frown or two [Verse 2: Metal] RAAAH, cowboy, take your hay and go Your fiddle sounds like a cat stuck in snow I got amps stacked higher than your barn door One power chord and you're flat on the floor [Verse 3: Country] You scream so hard your eyeliner runs I sing about love, trucks and Sunday buns My granny line dances better than your mosh You head bang once and your neck goes gosh [Verse 4: Metal] Double kick thunder, hear the dragon roar Your yee haw squeaks like a rusty door I drink black coffee, you drink sweet tea Bow down, cowboy, to the king of the sea... of noise [Bridge: Both] Banjo Guitar Yee haw Raaah Hold on, partner, that sounds kinda cool [Final Chorus: Mashup] Boots and leather, side by side Twang and thunder, let it ride Fiddle screaming, drums on fire Country metal takes us higher [Outro: Announcer] And the winner is... everybody
