[Lyrics, as short as they are, by Karl Layton] [verse] Brat, he's a rat Nothing he will not tell All the stuff that's bad That's Brat's, guy's not swell [saxophone solo} [scat] [verse] No good guy, Brat the rat He's a noooo good guy, our Brat He's a little grey rodent All week and on the weekend [clarinet solo] [verse] He owes me so much Promised me he's our guy But I was out of touch With Brat, it could never fly [instrumental solo] Brat the rat, oh rat the Brat, Brat Brat Brat, the rat rat rat [scat]