Corns

Carnivoria! Reaper-Corn! Fairies take flight! Opera-Corn! Gothicorn! Neon burns bright! Rocker-Corn! Cyclist-Corn! Race through the night! Nurse-Corn! Doc-Corn! What a sight! Shepard-Corn! Garrus-Corn! Ready to fight! Alien-Corn! Xeno-Corn! Knocking at my door! Rheinmetall-Corn! Biker-Corn! Hooves upon the floor! Edda-Corn! Marla-Corn! Jesus, twenty more! Shell-Corn! Nestlé-Corn! See the colours glow! Occult-Corn! Rave-Corn! Watch the numbers grow! so bright! so sweet! they're everywhere! glitter lashes! rainbow farts fill the air! one corn, two corns, ten more close behind! oh, fucking hell, i'm losing my mind! corn! corn! corn! corn! another little corn is born! corn! corn! corn! corn! could somebody please stop those bloody corns?! Safe-Space-Corn! Wrex-Corn! Glitter in my hair! Whining-Corn! Tali-Corn! Sleeping on my chair! Every drawer bursts — Crisis-Corn is there! Even Monday-Corn is camping on the stair! Toxicorn! Liara-Corn! Damn, they're everywhere! so bright! so sweet! they're everywhere! glitter lashes! rainbow farts fill the air! one corn, two corns, a hundred close behind! oh, fucking hell, i'm losing my mind! corn! corn! corn! corn! another little corn is born! corn! corn! corn! corn! could somebody please stop those bloody corns?! Budo-Corn! Rust-Corn! I lock the stable down! Underneath, Skater-Corn! Tunnelling through the ground! Talk-Show-Corn! Crypto-Corn! Stomping through the town! Talahoon-Corn! Demo-Corn! They're out to play! Huggy-Corn! Crystal-Corn! Blocking up the way! Even my third-Dan kicks can't keep Plague-Corn at bay! Yes, Carnivoria, darling — you can stay! so bright! so sweet! they're everywhere! glitter lashes! rainbow farts fill the air! one corn, two corns, a thousand close behind! oh, fucking hell, i'm losing my mind! corn! corn! corn! corn! another little corn is born! corn! corn! corn! corn! could somebody please stop those bloody corns?! Antifa-Corn! Cyber-Corn! Pouring through the door! Rainbow-Corn! Gamer-Corn! Ten thousand more! Every little hoofbeat shakes the city floor! The-Cure-Corn! Legion-Corn! Swarming through the night! Horror-Corn! Fire-Keeper-Corn! What a neon sight! Even Ashen-Corn is joining in the fight! Through the streets, Mayor-Corn is taking over town! Right behind, Greenpeace-Corn! Office-Corn! Shut it down! Underneath a million hooves, I'm spinning round and round! Every tiny unicorn gets a glitter crown! so bright! so sweet! they're everywhere! glitter lashes! rainbow farts fill the air! one corn, two corns, ten thousand close behind! oh, fucking hell, i'm losing my mind! corn! corn! corn! corn! another little corn is born! corn! corn! corn! corn! could somebody please stop those bloody corns?! Not-Today-Corn! Disney-Corn! Glitter in the air! Influencer-Corn! Lobby-Corn! Jesus, what a pair! Graveyard-Corn! Battery-Corn! Stomping up the stair! Here comes Barbarian-Corn with flowers in her hair! The Journalist-Corn shouts, "They're everywhere!" My Sorceress-Corn is dancing on my chair! And Frankenstein-Corn says there's room to spare! Right, Trickster-Corn! One more? Yes, I dare! Every other Corn can go — Carnivoria gets my chair! so bright! so sweet! they're everywhere! glitter lashes! rainbow farts fill the air! one corn, two corns, the whole world close behind! oh, fucking hell, i'm losing my mind! corn! corn! corn! corn! another little corn is born! corn! corn! corn! corn! could somebody please stop those bloody corns?!